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Mr Postman Damn you are hot..
I just went outside to get the post cos his van parked up outside the house, I popped my head through his window and damn.. this isnt our usual postie.. he is HAWT!!!! Tmrw I am gonna have to be up early and get glammed up to get the post, in hope he is delivering again.. I remember there was a sex god I would run around to, and phone up and pester when I first moved into my house, I would treat him to bottles of wine and cards and stuff, I think he had a soft spot for me, so as soon as I phoned him with a *problem* in my house, he would come right round within minutes and see the job gets fixed.. Anyone out there like that has a sexy milkman, postie, odd job guy? I wanna hear about it.. I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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RED, It's called Springtime and every year we have to read your hormone rush threads
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mine looks like santa | |
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ZombieKitten said: mine looks like santa
RED would hit it! | |
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PANDURITO said: RED, It's called Springtime and every year we have to read your hormone rush threads
and why not? I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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PANDURITO said: ZombieKitten said: mine looks like santa
RED would hit it! I doubt it! | |
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PANDURITO said: ZombieKitten said: mine looks like santa
RED would hit it! fuck off.. I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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You're in heat, girl | |
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PANDURITO said: You're in heat, girl No.. I was just saying he is nice looking.. dayum, cant a girl look? I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: PANDURITO said: You're in heat, girl No.. I was just saying he is nice looking.. dayum, cant a girl look? There's looking, and then there's 'getting up early and glammed up to get the post' | |
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Moronica said: REDFEATHERS said: No.. I was just saying he is nice looking.. dayum, cant a girl look? There's looking, and then there's 'getting up early and glammed up to get the post' hey if I had guaranteed eye candy each morning, that would be worth getting out of jammies for! | |
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Moronica said: REDFEATHERS said: No.. I was just saying he is nice looking.. dayum, cant a girl look? There's looking, and then there's 'getting up early and glammed up to get the post' hey but he is nice... I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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ZombieKitten said: Moronica said: There's looking, and then there's 'getting up early and glammed up to get the post' hey if I had guaranteed eye candy each morning, that would be worth getting out of jammies for! Well yeah.. I would still be in my pink monkey pyjamas if it werent for the postman I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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ZombieKitten said: Moronica said: There's looking, and then there's 'getting up early and glammed up to get the post' hey if I had guaranteed eye candy each morning, that would be worth getting out of jammies for! But he might prefer seeing you in your jammies | |
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Moronica said: ZombieKitten said: hey if I had guaranteed eye candy each morning, that would be worth getting out of jammies for! But he might prefer seeing you in your jammies she has yellow cow jammies.. I have pink monkey ones.,. I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Moronica said: But he might prefer seeing you in your jammies she has yellow cow jammies.. I have pink monkey ones.,. | |
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ZombieKitten said: REDFEATHERS said: she has yellow cow jammies.. I have pink monkey ones.,. oops, sorry, maybe I shouldnt have told the org that secret information.. I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Moronica said: But he might prefer seeing you in your jammies she has yellow cow jammies.. I have pink monkey ones.,. Go on..... | |
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Moronica said: REDFEATHERS said: she has yellow cow jammies.. I have pink monkey ones.,. Go on..... I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Moronica said: Go on..... | |
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REDFEATHERS said: ZombieKitten said: oops, sorry, maybe I shouldnt have told the org that secret information.. too late now!!! | |
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Moronica said: REDFEATHERS said: they are for the postmans eyes only.. I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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But I am a postman | |
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We are so alike, Red.
Funnily enough... and I'm not making this up - woooo-wooo, Twighlight Zone... on my way to work today I saw a very sexy postman a few streets down from me. Not *our's*, unfortunately , but yeah, he was hawt. You'll have to ask him about his 'package' tomorrow. | |
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onenitealone said: We are so alike, Red.
Funnily enough... and I'm not making this up - woooo-wooo, Twighlight Zone... on my way to work today I saw a very sexy postman a few streets down from me. Not *our's*, unfortunately , but yeah, he was hawt. You'll have to ask him about his 'package' tomorrow. ..and I will let you know if he *delivers* hmm.. I wonder who this one is.. cos usually our regular postie delivers at the back door This new one will just have to learn about our requirements, or I may have to show him myself.. I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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package | |
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we should all send Red a postcard, asking about the sexy mailman... you KNOW he'd read them all. | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: we should all send Red a postcard, asking about the sexy mailman... you KNOW he'd read them all.
I'm in | |
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Mach said: IrresistibleB1tch said: we should all send Red a postcard, asking about the sexy mailman... you KNOW he'd read them all.
I'm in Red, orgnote us your addy, and we'll hook you up! | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: we should all send Red a postcard, asking about the sexy mailman... you KNOW he'd read them all.
OMG I can remember once I was flirting with one of the queens household cavalry when he was in a parade in London, and while they were giving the horses a break, I was chatting him up.. he wasnt even supposed to be LOOKING at girls, nevermind chatting to them.. anyway I wrote to him (hell I was young then) but I said hey I am the girl with the red shades on and you were talking to me in teh park on saturday.. I never got a reply.. But I remember everyone at work chipped in and bought me a tacky souvenir of a queens household cavalry statue that sat on my desk.. I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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