Why no Spiderman porno? Shootin his web all over...

what would they call it - the amazing spidermanhood?

You can see Kirsten's nipples through her wet dress in the kissing in the rain scene from first movie.

C'mon, I mean the guy's name is Peter Parker for chrissakes...there's GOT to be something they can do with THAT

He could fight the Peen Gobblin'?

Anx said:

spiderknob job?

Well, they don't call him Webhead for no reason...

Anx said:

or Cock Octopus?

eleven said:

I'm having frightening images of this, now.

eleven said:

Peter Porker!!!

For Gay Porn..

Cock Goblin!

superspaceboy said:

robble robble


oh, wait, that's hamburglar. i'd totally pay to watch green goblin and hamburglar have sex.

there was one already.

it was on cable.

and it starred the same chick that's in EVERY cable porn flick.
she was in the cable porn version of "the Lord Of The Rings" too.


i can't remember her name.
it was pretty freaking funny.

guess where she shot her webs from.....

superspaceboy said:

Sorry, Marvel owns that name already.

ButterscotchPimp said:

That doesn't help much. Actual names are needed.

sextonseven said:

i think i had that comic

There are at least two X-Men pornos.

actually, it took me screwing around on cable to find it.

it was called "Spiderbabe".

starring Misty Mundae, who's been in a TON of cable porn spoofs.

the other hilarious one was "the Lord Of G-Strings".

i like the matrix porn spoof, "the mattress"

ButterscotchPimp said:

Hold on a second, I think I've actually seen that. It was on during a weekend one of those premium channels had a free preview. It was horrible--worse than real porno, because--well, real porno it wasn't.

sextonseven said:

yeah, for cable porn it's pretty ridiculous.
but the actress (Misty Mundae) doesn't take herself seriously at all (she's SO over the top bad) that's she ends up being kinda funny.