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PrintableNastyPig said: retina said: I had that done to me once by my girlfriend at the time while we were riding a scooter. Even though everything happened under my big sweater it was still pretty obvious what was going on, so a couple of guys along the way gave a thumbs up and laughed. Good thing we were in France, if it had been in a more prudish country they would probably have called the cops.  Ive had truckers honk when Im driving on the highway and getting head. hey piggy  I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F.  | |
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liberation said: Oh I cant watch YouTube clips.. which song is it?  I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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NastyPig said: retina said: I had that done to me once by my girlfriend at the time while we were riding a scooter. Even though everything happened under my big sweater it was still pretty obvious what was going on, so a couple of guys along the way gave a thumbs up and laughed. Good thing we were in France, if it had been in a more prudish country they would probably have called the cops. Ive had truckers honk when Im driving on the highway and getting head. Truckers give you head and honk?  I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: JustErin said: Nope, never been caught diddlin' myself or having sex.
But thats the most fun part.. well getting caught having sex, I mean.. I know that's a big thing for a lot of people but the whole rush from the thought of getting caught doesn't happen to me. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: liberation said: Oh I cant watch YouTube clips.. which song is it? You're cooler then the red dress. "Waiting to be banned" | |
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JustErin said: REDFEATHERS said: But thats the most fun part.. well getting caught having sex, I mean.. I know that's a big thing for a lot of people but the whole rush from the thought of getting caught doesn't happen to me. Oh it is never planned but if it does happen its funny.. the other person is more embarrased than the ppl fucking.. I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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liberation said: REDFEATHERS said: Oh I cant watch YouTube clips.. which song is it? You're cooler then the red dress. Oh I dont know that song..  I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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Never been caught cos I don't masturbate | |
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Teacher said: Never been caught cos I don't masturbate
Why not?...do you not get pleasure?, or is it because of your health? "Waiting to be banned" | |
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"Caught" probably isn't the right word for me. I "surprised" a partner by doing it during sex. he was shocked and then got into it. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: NastyPig said: Ive had truckers honk when Im driving on the highway and getting head. hey piggy hey red! http://www.fatpossum.com/...0329-1.mp3
Everybody is a star I can feel it when you shine on me I love you for who you are Not the one you feel you need to be shine, shine ,shine, shine | |
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NastyPig said: REDFEATHERS said: hey piggy hey red!  I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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liberation said: Teacher said: Never been caught cos I don't masturbate
Why not?...do you not get pleasure?, or is it because of your health? I need another person there for it to be pleasurable. I tried it when I was younger but it doesn't do much for me.  | |
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Teacher said: liberation said: Why not?...do you not get pleasure?, or is it because of your health? I need another person there for it to be pleasurable. I tried it when I was younger but it doesn't do much for me. Wait till I come visit you, I will show you whats to be done.. 
you will be frigging yourself off 24/7, it'll be like a new hobby for you.. and its free!
. [Edited 5/3/07 10:09am] I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Teacher said: I need another person there for it to be pleasurable. I tried it when I was younger but it doesn't do much for me. Wait till I come visit you, I will show you whats to be done..
you will be frigging yourself off 24/7, it'll be like a new hobby for you.. and its free!
Ok  | |
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Teacher said: REDFEATHERS said: Wait till I come visit you, I will show you whats to be done..
you will be frigging yourself off 24/7, it'll be like a new hobby for you.. and its free!
Ok 
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liberation said: We've focused on male masturbation...what about you ladies?
I am discreet, I could do it unnoticed anywhere. I'm doing it now, I bet you can't even tell! | |
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Yes. Twice.  | |
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liberation said: Apparently the "in thing" for 14-16 year old texters is nude images, showing your bits on mobiles and sending them to friends.
 well my my, ive never heard such a thing.
Lib, who told you such a thing! 
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onenitealone said: Yes. Twice.
Oh tell us the details..  I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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ZombieKitten said: I am discreet, I could do it unnoticed anywhere. That's exactly what I used to think about me, but trust me: sometimes, people know it, but somehow they refuse to say anything about it [Edited 5/6/07 5:36am]  | |
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I don't masturbate  "Waiting to be banned" | |
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JoeTyler said: ZombieKitten said: I am discreet, I could do it unnoticed anywhere. That's exactly what I used to think about me, but trust me: sometimes, people know it, but somehow they refuse to say anything about it
[Edited 5/6/07 5:36am] yeah, but you are a guy right?
I don't even need to change my facial expressions, and the movements are very small. No removal of clothing is even necessary! | |
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my mother caught me in the middle of the night when i was a young teenager
my bed was squeaky  and i never tried again for a lonnnnng time! She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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REDFEATHERS said: onenitealone said: Yes. Twice.
Oh tell us the details.. I LOVE your signature. You always have great ones. I think I should use that.
I really can't go there.   Not here.  But, in both cases, it was my sister who caught me.
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onenitealone said: REDFEATHERS said: Oh tell us the details.. I LOVE your signature. You always have great ones. I think I should use that.
I really can't go there. Not here. But, in both cases, it was my sister who caught me.
. [Edited 5/7/07 2:05am] Damn that must have been totally embarrasing 
Does she ever bring it up in conversation now and again? I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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IstenSzek said: i used to do that all the time when i went home after going out
to the school disco
just unzip, take it out and wank whilst you drive it's so
obvious that people never notice. especially if you do it under your tshirt or sweater etc. i used to do it to a friend too when he'd give me a ride home
a wank for a ride. seemed like the fair thing to do. looking back i'm absolutely shocked that we never landed ourselfs under a truck or a bus, me wanking him and he shooting his load on the street OMG! Where the hell am I???
Well, I've never been caught! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: onenitealone said: I LOVE your signature. You always have great ones. I think I should use that.
I really can't go there. Not here. But, in both cases, it was my sister who caught me.
. [Edited 5/7/07 2:05am] Damn that must have been totally embarrasing
Does she ever bring it up in conversation now and again? Horrible.
No she didn't, thankfully!! But I used to wonder when the hell she was going to use it against me.
I am quite tempted to write out what happened but I need to save some modesty. But I was about 7 or 8 the first time - and there was another person involved  lol: looooong story - and the second time is very similar to what Dex posted.
I have tried to wipe both incidents out of my memory, lalalalalalalala. ~fingers in ears~ | |
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