REDFEATHERS said:

HEHEHE!!!!!....best post ever!

REDFEATHERS said:

No, he died didn't he? Had a heart defect or something. Anyway, he was 49 stone silly.

liberation said:

Never got caught though

liberation said:

Moronica said:

I hope so.. and I hope he choked on his pizza

Moronica said:

i used to do that all the time when i went home after going out
to the school disco



just unzip, take it out and wank whilst you drive it's so
obvious that people never notice. especially if you do it under
your tshirt or sweater etc.

i used to do it to a friend too when he'd give me a ride home
a wank for a ride. seemed like the fair thing to do.

looking back i'm absolutely shocked that we never landed ourselfs
under a truck or a bus, me wanking him and he shooting his load
on the street

REDFEATHERS said:

o.m.f.g.

Based on the replies i am rather inhibited and repressed.

liberation said:

Based on IstenSzek's reply, so am I

REDFEATHERS said:

I don't think he made it to the oven

IstenSzek said:

I am lost for words..

IstenSzek said:

I had that done to me once by my girlfriend at the time while we were riding a scooter. Even though everything happened under my big sweater it was still pretty obvious what was going on, so a couple of guys along the way gave a thumbs up and laughed. Good thing we were in France, if it had been in a more prudish country they would probably have called the cops.

We've focused on male masturbation...what about you ladies?

one of the best 'caught' scenarious is when i came back from a ski trip
in the alps last year with my then squeeze (no pun intended lol)

and i was on the passenger seat and he dared me to take it out as he
was about to overhaul this long line of trucks

so, you know, me being mucky and all i just whipped it out and had a
little fumble. it was hilarious to see those truckdrivers looking at
the car like













lolz. anywho, once we'd passed the trucks i was so into it that
i decided to finish off, you know with his help.

so as he was lending me a hand there and we passed another car,
it was mom dad and 2 kids and the mom caught sight of what was
going on in our car



i don't think she wanted to say anything because her kinds might
see but then her kids were already glued to the window

liberation said:

exactly! besides i've told so many disgusting stories now that no
one has to be ashamed of anything anymore

IstenSzek said:

well at school most of the girls in my class were prolly masturbating during lessons..

they used to stick a big eraser or pritt stick glue thing in their knickers and bounce around or that, or frig themselves off using the corner of their desk..

yes it happened

yes we all witnessed it

yes we were convent school girls.

REDFEATHERS said:

omg i should have been on the look out for that in school

REDFEATHERS said:

That reminds me, there was this girl in high school that I used to have fun with in the classroom. We would always sit at the very back of the room and touch each other, basically. First it was just caressing each other's thighs and holding hands and stuff, but eventually it became more and more daring and our hands ended up between each other's legs (on top of the clothes though). Now that I think of it, it must have been noticable to the teacher. Maybe they pretended not to see it.

IstenSzek said:

It was happening everywhere..

Nope, never been caught diddlin' myself or having sex.

Apparently the "in thing" for 14-16 year old texters is nude images, showing your bits on mobiles and sending them to friends.

JustErin said:

Very cute.

JustErin said:

But thats the most fun part.. well getting caught having sex, I mean..

liberation said:

..and you would know this, how?

Second hand info.

liberation said:

lol

not as in "hand", second hand...as in, oh hell

REDFEATHERS said:

retina said:

Ive had truckers honk when Im driving on the highway and getting head.

you walked right into that one libs..