A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around, spots a
beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over
to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she
looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and
prays that a sales person doesn't popup right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying
complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day,
Madam. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been
there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the
price of this lovely bracelet?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just
looking at it, you're going to **CENSORED** yourself when I tell you the price

she's gonna shit herself!