Imago said:

Oh hell no.. just leave the money on the side, I give myself a quick douche before I leave and then go shoe shopping!

I will flirt with almost everyone. I mean profusely to the point that it's nauseating.


But I seldom mean anything more than to just make them laugh.


When I want to do the nasty, I just kind of let the situation take care of itself, or the drugs kick in.

A sudden grab to the crotch would reolve any question as to whether she is interested or not.

Plus, doing that would also give us girls an idea as to whether he is still now worth pursuing.

Imago said:

Actually, now that I think about it, I don't flirt at all with someone I 'want to do the nasty' with. (Nice phrasing, btw. ) My flirting isn't always meant to go somewhere. And if I've already decided I 'want to do the nasty' with someone, I don't have to flirt anymore. At that point I'm fairly direct about it, but maybe in a somewhat coy way.

oh god, I AM a total girl.
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A sudden grab to the crotch would reolve any question as to whether she is interested or not.

Plus, doing that would also give us girls an idea as to whether he is still now worth pursuing.

CarrieMpls said:

Maybe that should be the Lie-Flirt.

Where regardless if you're attracted to the person or not, you're going to flirt just cause you'd rather not talk about work or the weather--basically it's entertainment flirting.

JustErin said:

Why would you want him to grab your crotch?


Men have very dirty hands.

Imago said:

Well, I'm unemployed and we're entering the rainy season here.

Imago said:

WTF???

No man has the right to just grab a chick.

Of course, I meant we just grab theirs. That's perfectly ok.

Imago said:

Actually, now that I think about it, I don't flirt at all with someone I 'want to do the nasty' with. (Nice phrasing, btw. ) My flirting isn't always meant to go somewhere. And if I've already decided I 'want to do the nasty' with someone, I don't have to flirt anymore. At that point I'm fairly direct about it, but maybe in a somewhat coy way.

oh god, I AM a total girl.
[Edited 5/2/07 8:27am]

JustErin said:

I don't know if I'd be comfortable with that.

Pinching or slapping my bottom is ok though, since my ass has far more hair than my balls do at any given time and serves as a cushion to soften the impact.

CarrieMpls said:

Wait a sec...

You only flirt with people you are not really interested in? Why bother?

Imago said:

But like I said, the only way to check out the goods is to just give it a little squeeze.

CarrieMpls said:

Wait a sec...

You only flirt with people you are not really interested in? Why bother?

JustErin said:

I'm glad I'm not a girl. I have horrible gag reflex. I can't even brush my tongue without gagging.

JustErin said:

oh, that's not necessarily true. It doesn't mean I'm completely NOT interested. But it doesn't mean I want to jump them either, that's all.

I'm also kind of a prude these days. It takes a lot more than a bit of flirting to get me in bed.

Fauxie said:

Some days, moreso a few years ago, but still true today, flirting with you is the only reason I log in so many hours at this place.

CarrieMpls said:

I would only be interested in someone I wanna jump. Everyone else would be considered a friend and I don't flirt with friends.

But part of the fun is learning how to master that gag reflex.

JustErin said:

Is that when flirting with Imago?

REDFEATHERS said:

A man can only dream.

Imago said:

And a woman who can run in her heels, is a very lucky woman indeed..

JustErin said:

That's very odd to me.

Most girls I know flirt with us just before they talk us into doing something we REALLY don't want to do, like taking them shopping for purses.

Thanks ladies.


I've learned nothing as always. You just make it more confusing.

Imago said:

So a twirl of the hair and a "my, what strong arms you have!" will get you to buy me things tomorrow?

I'm writing this down...

Imago said:

The thing with me is that some guys think that I am flirting with them but that is just how my personality is. I say hi to everyone, I ask everyone how they are doing, etc. I am nice with everyone I see in my classes. So I am just just a friendly person, but some guys perceive it as flirtatious. ( I am not intentionaly flirting with the guy).
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