REDFEATHERS said:

As you do.

You mean you got a static shock from your boobs?

Call Marvel - the sequel has to be 'Fantastic Five'.

Fauxie said:

No not a static shock.. like I cut my finger on glass or something! (buit without the blood) (and without the cut too) (and there was no glass)

(but it was just like that)

REDFEATHERS said:

Great analogy, Electroboob!

Fauxie said:

Shampoo to wash ones armpits is a bit odd. Im not so much concerned about giving them a healthy shine more to the fact that they might smell or be perspiring.

JDInteractive said:

Yeah, I mean, are we supposed to worry about getting split ends there or something?

liberation said:

eww

some of you all need to take that armpit shampooing energy and use it to make your beds!

Anx said:

It's all so confusing. Orgers have their priorities all wrong!

REDFEATHERS said:

glasscutter, song by prince -inspired by red

Why are shampoo and armpits in the same sentence?

sweet said:

applekisses said:

Women don't like a man's soft, flowing pitlocks?

Fauxie said:

Only if they're styled and coiffed by a professional - you know, like Dan's.








Pitlocks...

applekisses said:

He's Thai. He can only grow fluff there, like on his chin. His voice is all-American though. Take me Sportscentre anchor! :swoon:

okay, so let me get this straight ya'll wash everywhere else on your body when you're in the shower or taking a bath expect your armpits because you come back and wash there separately with shampoo or whatever . That's the damnedest thing I've ever heard.... what the hell is wrong with using the same soap you use to wash the rest of your body with? ya'll a bunch of loons up in here, that's just crazy

Soap and shampoo.
I have a bit of hair on my body, so I use shampoo on other areas too.

Fauxie said:

Fauxie said:

I thought he was only half-Thai...does that mean one of his armpits grows hair American-style?

applekisses said:

Honey, my armpit looks like the crotch of one of those women in those "naturally hairy porn" magazine covers.



Well, before I trim them anyways.

applekisses said:

He is CHINESE!!!!

Exorcist said:

That's private information.

REDFEATHERS said:

wtf?

Just say he's South Korean and he doesn't represent the rest of the good, honest, law-abiding org.

Fauxie said:

He is Chinese, he told me that in confidence, but just asked me not to tell anyone, so see? I have proof..

REDFEATHERS said:

Nah, he's clip-on Thai. The Chinese have a totally different way of murdering English.

Besides, fuck off, he bought me a nice t-shirt and I want him to come to Thailand.

Fauxie said:

@ clip-on thai..

OMG Fauxie you are on a roll tonight.. dont go to bed..

Imago has managed to create a new type of 'player'. A straight guy playing other straight guys in a gay kind of way.

Bravo

Anx said:

REDFEATHERS said:

I can't take credit for that. I believe a friend of his came up with it.

As for going to bed, I shall be hitting the sack shortly.

Fauxie said:

Oh you came back..

Oh dont go to bed.. stay up..

you have had sex with your wife now.. you dont have to do it again for at least a year..