IAmNotSpats said:

paper cups!

PREDOMINANT said:

no I mean if all surprises could be marzipan

a whole box of them would make me (and have done so 3 times in the past)

PREDOMINANT said:

WillyWonka said:

OK, you got me there.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

the only mixed box with marzipan ones I have bought is Duc d'O - I will buy a whole $5 box just for the one marzipan one

ZombieKitten said:

What if the unannounced chocolate-bearing guest was Freddy Krueger? Or a land shark? Or A MIME?

Think about that.

ZombieKitten said:

that's why i love you!!

ZombieKitten said:

What? You mean when that special man, gets down on one knee, opens a tiny box and says "I love you" upon which your eyes gaze down to see a small blob of yellow almond paste with the texture of tuna fish filled cat sick.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Not you too!

I contains meat bi-products y'know

ZombieKitten said:

Either there is no booklet in mine, or it's full of misprints.

WillyWonka said:

WTF!

PREDOMINANT said:

cat sick is really hairy

retina said:

what does it say?

ZombieKitten said:

Marzipan, has that course texture of a hairball don't you think?

PREDOMINANT said:

I think someone has played a very cruel joke on you once

PREDOMINANT said:

nuh-uh!

ZombieKitten said:

Sometimes the disgusting cherry liqueur ones are labelled as delicious milk chocolate with hazelnut filling and sometimes it's the other way around.

retina said:

damn

I like the cherry liqueur ones

IrresistibleB1tch said:

It might as well do for the taste created.

PREDOMINANT said:

tell us about your unfortunate childhood almond paste incident. maybe talking about it will help!

ZombieKitten said:

Land sharks mean business when they've decided to drop in or to say hello, yes indeed! The trouble is they can never take the hint when it's time to leave.

Incidentally, I would give anything to live in a house with an enormous carnivorous fish sticking out from the roof.

No....unless their from MarieBelle. Other than that, that saying only works with a whitman sampler

WillyWonka said:

If it was a mime bringing chocolates I would put them in a glass room and watch them try to find the door




and eat the chocolates

i get the box that's only filled with the ones i like



but yeah, i need the booklet, and yeah, "i think too much" or so i've been told
and also have a bad case of c.h.a.o.s.
not sure i could ever live otherwise.

my life is more like mixed nuts, than it is chocolates.

ZombieKitten said:

See, I like to have the key booklet (or used to; I can't afford to pay what boxes of vegan chocolates cost ), but I do the opposite. I eat my least-favorites first. Save the best for last. (And I like mint! )

I do that with other food too. If I'm towards the end of my meal, man, you better keep your damn fork away from my plate or I'll stab you in the arm.

ZombieKitten said:

Nobody comes to my place unannounced. Or, never more than once. They learn.

I'm really not like that about everything. I'm fairly laid-back and I often appreciate being surprised or having my day go a different direction than I'd expected. But I'm funny about my house. It makes me very uneasy to have people there that I don't know well, or when I was expecting my beloved quiet time.

I like Bill Maher's line: "life is not like a fucking box of chocolates, it is more like a box of shit."

I STILL have that box, only the gross ones are left and I have not got that desparate yet

ZombieKitten said:

there will ba point Zombie, like at three o clock in the morning after a gig and full of beer then the mmmmmunchies set in!!!