I can't get with this AT ALL I care that I even have a bed to lay in I used to have this roommate that burst into tears because I asked that she do her obsessive housework after I left for work. She would wake up at 5:00 am sharp every morning to do her duties so she'd have the rest of the day free and here I still had 2 hours left to sleep before I went to work all day

Vacuum cleaners at 5:00 am is reason to brawl in my book and we almost did. She cried and I yelled at her even harder for having the goddamned nerve to foist her obsession on me while I need my sleep for the day I have to slave away at work! Hell no, if you need your bed made that bad that you need to steal 2 hours of sleep from me, you need to get your own place

i am the most silent bed-maker you'll ever meet.

actually, how do you make a bed noisily??

vacuum cleaners at 5am is BULLSHIT, though. i'm neurotic about that, though. i hate vacuum cleaners. unless i'm the one using it, i prefer to be gone from the house when someone else is using it. those things make me super nervous.

Ok, she would turn into fucking Snow White with those stupid ass singing birds at her side when she was cleaning She was the most obsessive cleaning person I've probably ever known and she was obsessed that she had to do it first thing in the morning when her internal alarm clock prompted her to wake up and that was at 5:00 am, sometimes sooner. We actually got in a screaming match that ended in tears because I was not having that shit while I was still in my sleep coffin

i do have to admit, i cheat a little. i tuck the covers and sheets under the end of the bed, so that when i get up, all i have to do is flick the covers/sheets and voila! the bed is made. plus i don't flail around when i sleep, so when i wake up the bed is usually still half-made from the previous day.

Afterwords, do you have to ask for directions on how to get home?

well not with the kind of guest you keep having no point at all!

No. This is one mania I managed to escape People who are freaks about this scare me

i've been known to miss my bus to work in the morning because i almost walked out the door and realized my bed was still unmade.

i just think coming home to an unmade bed is the most depressing thing ever.

My before work agenda is WAY too full to bother making my bed.

I have to say though, 12 years ago, I was in therapy, kind of depressed and one of the practices I did to love myself was to make my bed in the morning.

See, I think that is really cool. Approaching it as a treat. People who cannot leave the house because of this have real issues (sorry Anx!) and this thing is just a mask for something much bigger

I can't imagine being like that. I have absolutely NO desire to make my bed in the morning. I mean, there are SO many other things to be done and you just mess up again later.

I only make it when I clean my whole house.

See, that is how I am about housework. My roommate would insist it had to be done in the morning and then ride me about the stupidest shit and I'm like I'm getting ready to go do a full day of work here, I'm not working before work! and I would save chores for after I got home and wound down a bit. I'm totally a vampire anyway so maybe this is all morning people vs night people

My before work agenda is WAY too full to bother making my bed.

I have to say though, 12 years ago, I was in therapy, kind of depressed and one of the practices I did to love myself was to make my bed in the morning.

See, I think that is really cool. Approaching it as a treat. People who cannot leave the house because of this have real issues (sorry Anx!) and this thing is just a mask for something much bigger

Afterwords, do you have to ask for directions on how to get home?

at least i don't wake up with an invoice on my pillow!

I'm sorry people but this comeback is so goddamned funny a second time!

It's brilliant