My two Siamese cats are just sitting there growling at each other. The skinny one's been acting lately anyway...and the fat one has been chasing her around as well as my other cat.

So no matter what I do for the past five minutes they've been growling at each other. I've tried spraying them, "hissing" at them, etc. Nothing works. They just look at me like "Stupid inferior being. Human." and go on acting all cat-like and stuff. Rairr.

Cats.

Oh yeah. And on top of that, today an evil demon spider crawled out from a dust pile when I was sweeping the kitchen and attacked me.

OK, so it didn't attack me. It just crawled out.

But it was going to. I saw the look in its eyes.

Never mind...I couldn't even see its eyes.

I just dislike spiders.

What is it with evil demon creatures today?

Why does this remind me of the movie "sleepwalkers?"

Janfriend said:

Um....

cats

theodore said:

Only when they're acting...well...demonic... Otherwise I adore them.

Protege said:

theodore said:

No....only when they're evil.

Which they are no longer being.

But spiders are still evil.

i hiss at my cats when they're acting pissy too

evenstar3 said:

Usually it works. It took like a whole ten minutes for them to settle down.

Which is wayyyy too long to sit listening to "rrrrr.....owwllll...meowraiirrrow...rrrrr" etc.

Protege said:

it's so funny when they tackle each other

evenstar3 said:

Yes it is.

I also like when they kinda lightly paw the other one like "my extremely menacing paw with my claws not out will scare you away!!!"

Protege said:

Cats do strange things.

=

psychodelicide said:

Nancy

theodore said:

Hey Theo!

psychodelicide said:

Yeah

Right now the skinny Siamese is actually sitting in front of the keyboard shoving my hands away from it with her face when I try to type.

psychodelicide said:

Protege said:

Maybe the girl cat is pregnant or it's cat mating thing.

Protege said:

rofl! One of my cats does that too. She does it when she's hungry and wants me to feed her.

Janfriend said:

I like that movie. Clovis was a badass cat

They're at it again.

Protege said:

Uh oh. Maybe you should put them in separate rooms so that they can calm down.

psychodelicide said:

I would if I could but I'd have to move all their litter boxes into the rooms and with moving boxes are in the way and stuff.

They'll start behaving. I'll make them.

Protege said:

Maybe they're a little stressed about moving and that's why they're acting up? Just a thought that came to my mind.

Very possible, psy.

my black cat likes to chase with her eyes the little mouth clicker thing on the computer.

the white one, well she's fond of sleeping on freshly clean clothes. running around in the middle of the night.attacking at random.also she sways her little head when i play sigur ros music.

I'll send my cat over she will sort them out she maybe small & old, she may have no teeth but the moo bag knows how 2 kick backside no messing with her

Cats are relatives of tigers and other dangerous feline creatures, I'm afraid of them, they're not "friends of humanity"

theodore said:

theodore