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Reply #30 posted 05/01/07 5:24pm

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

xplnyrslf said:



Plastic surgeons recommend "Mederma". It's over the counter and Wallgreens carries it. Diminishes scarring. Nice to hear you're OK.
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OH!!! Hey, I went to see Prince in Vegas the weekend of 21st and there was this cute lady walking really fast and she kind of reminded me of you and you know how sometimes people look a little different in real life as opposed to still shots and she whisked by and I said "Explain yourself!"

She just looked at me like I was crazy and kept walking lol Guess it wasn't you pout


Trying to imagine how I would react if some random skinny motherfucker yelled at me to explain myself for no apparent reason... falloff
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Reply #31 posted 05/01/07 5:25pm

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jerseykrs said:

xplnyrslf said:



Plastic surgeons recommend "Mederma". It's over the counter and Wallgreens carries it. Diminishes scarring. Nice to hear you're OK.
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I've been telling her about it, we've used it on my daughter, she had a nasty scar on her cheek, and it really has helped. It is plant based also!


nod I've got to get some. I still can't put anything on it yet, but I'll pick it up soon.
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Reply #32 posted 05/01/07 5:25pm

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hug
oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1!
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Reply #33 posted 05/01/07 5:30pm

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FunkMistress said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:


OH!!! Hey, I went to see Prince in Vegas the weekend of 21st and there was this cute lady walking really fast and she kind of reminded me of you and you know how sometimes people look a little different in real life as opposed to still shots and she whisked by and I said "Explain yourself!"

She just looked at me like I was crazy and kept walking lol Guess it wasn't you pout


Trying to imagine how I would react if some random skinny motherfucker yelled at me to explain myself for no apparent reason... falloff


I think I'm lucky I didn't get slapped. Some of them broads were drunker than shit lol
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Reply #34 posted 05/01/07 6:17pm

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

FunkMistress said:



Trying to imagine how I would react if some random skinny motherfucker yelled at me to explain myself for no apparent reason... falloff


I think I'm lucky I didn't get slapped. Some of them broads were drunker than shit lol


ExPLAIN myself? I don't need to exPLAIN myself to NOBODY *hic* but JESUS, mutha FUCKA! drink
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Reply #35 posted 05/01/07 6:25pm

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FunkMistress said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:



I think I'm lucky I didn't get slapped. Some of them broads were drunker than shit lol


ExPLAIN myself? I don't need to exPLAIN myself to NOBODY *hic* but JESUS, mutha FUCKA! drink




eek I didn't know Larry was with him in Vegas
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Reply #36 posted 05/01/07 6:25pm

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ThirdandFinal said:

FunkMistress said:



ExPLAIN myself? I don't need to exPLAIN myself to NOBODY *hic* but JESUS, mutha FUCKA! drink




eek I didn't know Larry was with him in Vegas


Have you brought me any olives?
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Reply #37 posted 05/01/07 6:28pm

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

xplnyrslf said:



Plastic surgeons recommend "Mederma". It's over the counter and Wallgreens carries it. Diminishes scarring. Nice to hear you're OK.
smile

OH!!! Hey, I went to see Prince in Vegas the weekend of 21st and there was this cute lady walking really fast and she kind of reminded me of you and you know how sometimes people look a little different in real life as opposed to still shots and she whisked by and I said "Explain yourself!"

She just looked at me like I was crazy and kept walking lol Guess it wasn't you pout


Nope, it wasn't. I'm pretty short, 4'10". I'll be in SF, though.
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Reply #38 posted 05/01/07 6:30pm

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FunkMistress said:

ThirdandFinal said:





eek I didn't know Larry was with him in Vegas


Have you brought me any olives?




Wait till the pills are completely out of your system, you don't want to go mixing that stuff.

We actually don't have trader joe's near me, I have to wait till I get to Mass again.
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Reply #39 posted 05/01/07 6:30pm

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

FunkMistress said:



Trying to imagine how I would react if some random skinny motherfucker yelled at me to explain myself for no apparent reason... falloff


I think I'm lucky I didn't get slapped. Some of them broads were drunker than shit lol


Lucky ya didn't get raped! Cute young thing like you...
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Reply #40 posted 05/01/07 6:31pm

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xplnyrslf said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:


OH!!! Hey, I went to see Prince in Vegas the weekend of 21st and there was this cute lady walking really fast and she kind of reminded me of you and you know how sometimes people look a little different in real life as opposed to still shots and she whisked by and I said "Explain yourself!"

She just looked at me like I was crazy and kept walking lol Guess it wasn't you pout


Nope, it wasn't. I'm pretty short, 4'10". I'll be in SF, though.

I was towering over her even in her heels lol
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Reply #41 posted 05/01/07 6:31pm

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ThirdandFinal said:

FunkMistress said:



Have you brought me any olives?




Wait till the pills are completely out of your system, you don't want to go mixing that stuff.

We actually don't have trader joe's near me, I have to wait till I get to Mass again.


Well, I brought you something... batting eyes

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Reply #42 posted 05/01/07 6:33pm

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FunkMistress said:

ThirdandFinal said:





Wait till the pills are completely out of your system, you don't want to go mixing that stuff.

We actually don't have trader joe's near me, I have to wait till I get to Mass again.


Well, I brought you something... batting eyes



touched

There is treasure and angels to be found there
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Reply #43 posted 05/01/07 6:34pm

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ThirdandFinal said:

FunkMistress said:



Well, I brought you something... batting eyes



touched

There is treasure and angels to be found there


I'm going to have to read up on it. nod
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Reply #44 posted 05/01/07 6:34pm

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And Demons

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Reply #45 posted 05/01/07 6:37pm

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ThirdandFinal said:

And Demons



I need more pills.
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Reply #46 posted 05/01/07 6:39pm

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FunkMistress said:

ThirdandFinal said:

And Demons



I need more pills.



Kale would help :revolutionarysaladbowl:
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Reply #47 posted 05/01/07 6:41pm

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ThirdandFinal said:

FunkMistress said:



I need more pills.



Kale would help :revolutionarysaladbowl:


my body wants some collards
but my ego says I got to resist
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Reply #48 posted 05/01/07 6:49pm

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mind if I turn on.....
The food network
and it was Rachel saying
Brocclli is fucking delicious
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Reply #49 posted 05/01/07 6:53pm

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ThirdandFinal said:

mind if I turn on.....
The food network
and it was Rachel saying
Brocclli is fucking delicious


If you wanna be my baby
You got to cook it so
Nasty microwaved veggies?
You better act like you know
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Reply #50 posted 05/01/07 6:55pm

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FunkMistress said:

ThirdandFinal said:

mind if I turn on.....
The food network
and it was Rachel saying
Brocclli is fucking delicious


If you wanna be my baby
You got to cook it so
Nasty microwaved veggies?
You better act like you know



This will buy me a little time

http://www.youtube.com/wa...A1m57X3Xok
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Reply #51 posted 05/01/07 6:59pm

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ThirdandFinal said:

FunkMistress said:



If you wanna be my baby
You got to cook it so
Nasty microwaved veggies?
You better act like you know



This will buy me a little time

http://www.youtube.com/wa...A1m57X3Xok


I meant to write "over-microwaved veggies" but you quoted before I could edit. sigh I'm going to bed. I have failed.
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Reply #52 posted 05/01/07 7:05pm

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FunkMistress said:

ThirdandFinal said:




This will buy me a little time

http://www.youtube.com/wa...A1m57X3Xok


I meant to write "over-microwaved veggies" but you quoted before I could edit. sigh I'm going to bed. I have failed.



I like "nasty", nothing to get upset about, it's those OC's they gave you messing you up
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Reply #53 posted 05/01/07 7:07pm

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ThirdandFinal said:

FunkMistress said:



I meant to write "over-microwaved veggies" but you quoted before I could edit. sigh I'm going to bed. I have failed.



I like "nasty", nothing to get upset about, it's those OC's they gave you messing you up


But it goes better with "over-confident lady" bawl
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Reply #54 posted 05/01/07 7:10pm

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FunkMistress said:

ThirdandFinal said:




I like "nasty", nothing to get upset about, it's those OC's they gave you messing you up


But it goes better with "over-confident lady" bawl



Back in the day he would have been wearing those tiger striped bikini's and talkin all sorts of nasty veggie shit
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Reply #55 posted 05/01/07 7:22pm

Freespirit

~Hugs Erin. rose
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Reply #56 posted 05/01/07 7:29pm

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Freespirit said:

~Hugs Erin. rose


hug hug hug
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Reply #57 posted 05/01/07 10:04pm

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FunkMistress said:

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Glad to hear you'll be okay. I would have missed the Catwoman avatar.


And I would miss Siouxsie, whom I always see as Helena Bonham Carter when I look at your avatar even though I know who she really is.

And yes, I did say I've stopped taking the Percocets.

nutty


There's another Siouxsie avatar floating around so you don't need me for that.

However, there's only one Catwoman. whip

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