...and some stranger standing nearby thinks you're giving THEM the finger and you have to be all "NO NO, NOT YOU!"

What's even worse is when the stranger won't believe you and the friend you were jokingly flipping off won't confirm your story! DAMN IT!!!

Have you ever had any mishaps? Please do share.

never!

Are they driving Toyota Camrys when you do it?

never happened 2 me- in Miami ppl just honk their horns or roll down the window and curse @ u in spanish. ah- i love miami.

ZombieKitten said:

I never give the finger, i give a tongue lashing.

You need more flipping practice.

it doesn't count if you're flipping people off in the safety of your cars.

i'm talking about right out on the sidewalk. because you see, i'm hardcore and street hard. duh.

well, unless the wrong person sees me flipping the finger in their direction and misconstrues my gesture. then i want to cry.

littlemissG said:

i beg to differ! i am like the shields AND the yarnell of bird flipping!

You don't want to know.

Anx said:

yeah, I've got one... (even if you don't want car stories). My boyfriend pulled up to the curb to drop video tapes in the night deposit box at the rental place. Another car comes up and stops behind us and starts honking the horn. So, Gary sticks his hand out the window and flips them off for being impatient. I turn around and look and say "uummmm... that's my aunt and mother, in that car, you just told to fuck off."



They got out of the car and really let him have it.

jtfolden said:

ok, that one rocks.

Anx said:

Then you need to practice directing your flip off stare. A good flip off has one of the following stares accompanying it:

1. Ya B*tch Stare

2. I AM Better Than You B*tch Stare

3. Don't Make Me Laugh B*tch Stare

4. Yeah I Am Laughing At You B*tch Stare

5. Drunk Stare

A buddy of mine had an aggressive driver honking at him from behind b/c he was driving slow. When the idiot passed him, my friend flipped him the bird.

The lunatic stopped the car in front of him (middle of the street) and got out of the car, then walked over and tried to start a fight.

Moral of the story; don't flip off a crazy driver.

flipping someone off is so gay...

when i was bout 12, me and my friend were riding in the very back seat of the station wagon. the seat that faced to the rear, looking out the back window. our dads are in the front and our sisters are in the middle seat.

so, i am telling my friend about one of my baseball games, in which one of the dads on the other team flipped off the umpire and, in the telling of the story, i flip the bird, as a demonstration. needless to say, i basically flipped off the driver behind us, as we were sitting at stoplight. the driver pulled up beside the car and reported me to my dad, who was driving.

it took some splainin to set things right.

sp
[Edited 4/27/07 19:45pm]

I just explain to them that I suffer from a visual form of Tourettes.
Then I flip 'em again and go "See?"

Illustrator said: