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Thread started 04/30/07 7:20pm

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Any News On The FunkMistress?

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Reply #1 posted 04/30/07 7:20pm

NastyPig

shes doin' FUNKAY
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be


shine, shine ,shine, shine
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Reply #2 posted 05/01/07 11:07am

FunkMistress

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ONE reply, you fuckers? mad

I'm still alive, thanks! evillol
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Reply #3 posted 05/01/07 11:09am

SureThing

Glad your feelin' better.

rose
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Reply #4 posted 05/01/07 11:14am

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SureThing said:

Glad your feelin' better.

rose


Thank you, dear. Healing is a real bitch this time around. They had to cut through the scar tissue of the first incision, plus they cut through a lot more muscle and nerve this time and did a lot of rummaging around.

But I'm finally off the Percocets! woot! Just gritting my teeth and taking it like a champ from now on. whip
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Reply #5 posted 05/01/07 11:15am

Imago

FunkMistress said:

ONE reply, you fuckers? mad

I'm still alive, thanks! evillol



falloff


I could tell you phone joke, but I don't want to hurt your sides. confused
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Reply #6 posted 05/01/07 11:17am

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Imago said:

FunkMistress said:

ONE reply, you fuckers? mad

I'm still alive, thanks! evillol



falloff


I could tell you phone joke, but I don't want to hurt your sides. confused


Please don't! shake

Chris popped off with some funny shit the other day, and I literally felt like someone was stabbing me in the belly with a burning hot knife.

And NOT in a good way.
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Reply #7 posted 05/01/07 11:17am

SureThing

FunkMistress said:

SureThing said:

Glad your feelin' better.

rose


Thank you, dear. Healing is a real bitch this time around. They had to cut through the scar tissue of the first incision, plus they cut through a lot more muscle and nerve this time and did a lot of rummaging around.

But I'm finally off the Percocets! woot! Just gritting my teeth and taking it like a champ from now on. whip



Wow.

You just TOTALLY grossed me out. That sounds AWFUL. lol Sorry ya had to go through with that.

I have a scar tissue question...

When you gave birth the first time, if you tore or were cut, you have a scar....then the SECOND time, it's tougher....so is the cutting through scar tissue like, that kinda pain?
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Reply #8 posted 05/01/07 11:17am

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SureThing said:

FunkMistress said:



Thank you, dear. Healing is a real bitch this time around. They had to cut through the scar tissue of the first incision, plus they cut through a lot more muscle and nerve this time and did a lot of rummaging around.

But I'm finally off the Percocets! woot! Just gritting my teeth and taking it like a champ from now on. whip



Wow.

You just TOTALLY grossed me out. That sounds AWFUL. lol Sorry ya had to go through with that.

I have a scar tissue question...

When you gave birth the first time, if you tore or were cut, you have a scar....then the SECOND time, it's tougher....so is the cutting through scar tissue like, that kinda pain?


shrug I never tore or was cut.

tease
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Reply #9 posted 05/01/07 11:19am

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Oh, and I had to have a molar pulled on Friday. It was stubborn, so they had to cut through my gum and push it back.

I'm thinking of just going in for a mastectomy just for the hell of it. I hear asymmetrical is all the rage this spring.
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Reply #10 posted 05/01/07 11:20am

SureThing

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SureThing said:




Wow.

You just TOTALLY grossed me out. That sounds AWFUL. lol Sorry ya had to go through with that.

I have a scar tissue question...

When you gave birth the first time, if you tore or were cut, you have a scar....then the SECOND time, it's tougher....so is the cutting through scar tissue like, that kinda pain?


shrug I never tore or was cut.

tease


LUCKY!
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Reply #11 posted 05/01/07 11:21am

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SureThing said:

FunkMistress said:



shrug I never tore or was cut.

tease


LUCKY!


Seriously though, I don't think it's the same thing. Labia heal really well because of the kind of tissue it is. They cut me deep, through skin and fat and the muscle wall.
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Reply #12 posted 05/01/07 11:21am

JasmineFire

FunkMistress said:

Oh, and I had to have a molar pulled on Friday. It was stubborn, so they had to cut through my gum and push it back.

I'm thinking of just going in for a mastectomy just for the hell of it. I hear asymmetrical is all the rage this spring.

comfort

damn...when it rains, it pours...seriously.


i hope you feel better soon. hug
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Reply #13 posted 05/01/07 11:23am

SureThing

FunkMistress said:

SureThing said:



LUCKY!


Seriously though, I don't think it's the same thing. Labia heal really well because of the kind of tissue it is. They cut me deep, through skin and fat and the muscle wall.



Yeah....Woah...cutting through muscle wall sounds painful.

Hope this doesn't put a damper on your summer! rose
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Reply #14 posted 05/01/07 11:25am

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JasmineFire said:

FunkMistress said:

Oh, and I had to have a molar pulled on Friday. It was stubborn, so they had to cut through my gum and push it back.

I'm thinking of just going in for a mastectomy just for the hell of it. I hear asymmetrical is all the rage this spring.

comfort

damn...when it rains, it pours...seriously.


i hope you feel better soon. hug


Thanks sweetie. hug It could be so much worse, though. This will pass. nod
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Reply #15 posted 05/01/07 11:26am

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SureThing said:

FunkMistress said:



Seriously though, I don't think it's the same thing. Labia heal really well because of the kind of tissue it is. They cut me deep, through skin and fat and the muscle wall.



Yeah....Woah...cutting through muscle wall sounds painful.

Hope this doesn't put a damper on your summer! rose


I have to keep it out of the sun for six months, so no bikinis. pout
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Reply #16 posted 05/01/07 11:26am

NastyPig

FunkMistress said:

Oh, and I had to have a molar pulled on Friday. It was stubborn, so they had to cut through my gum and push it back.

I'm thinking of just going in for a mastectomy just for the hell of it. I hear asymmetrical is all the rage this spring.



spit
http://www.fatpossum.com/...0329-1.mp3

Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be


shine, shine ,shine, shine
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Reply #17 posted 05/01/07 11:27am

SureThing

FunkMistress said:

SureThing said:




Yeah....Woah...cutting through muscle wall sounds painful.

Hope this doesn't put a damper on your summer! rose


I have to keep it out of the sun for six months, so no bikinis. pout



omfg

Okay, I felt KINDA bad for you before....

But NOW...I am TRUELY sorry!

hug
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Reply #18 posted 05/01/07 11:28am

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SureThing said:

FunkMistress said:



I have to keep it out of the sun for six months, so no bikinis. pout



omfg

Okay, I felt KINDA bad for you before....

But NOW...I am TRUELY sorry!

hug


falloff
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Reply #19 posted 05/01/07 11:32am

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i was gonna rag on jersey here yesterday
but thought i had teased him enough with
the new jersey devil's loss razz


so... asymmetrical... does that mean your belly button is all wonky? pat
doveShe couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay dove
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Reply #20 posted 05/01/07 11:35am

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emm said:

i was gonna rag on jersey here yesterday
but thought i had teased him enough with
the new jersey devil's loss razz


so... asymmetrical... does that mean your belly button is all wonky? pat


No, read the post again, I was talking about cutting off one of my tits for good measure. giggle

But don't tell Jersey I even mentioned it. shhh


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Reply #21 posted 05/01/07 11:43am

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FunkMistress said:

No, read the post again, I was talking about cutting off one of my tits for good measure. giggle

But don't tell Jersey I even mentioned it. shhh


giggle

well yes, i just thought it might happened depending what they did to you!
my uncle's belly button was pulled to one side after kidney surgery confused
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Reply #22 posted 05/01/07 11:44am

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emm said:

FunkMistress said:

No, read the post again, I was talking about cutting off one of my tits for good measure. giggle

But don't tell Jersey I even mentioned it. shhh


giggle

well yes, i just thought it might happened depending what they did to you!
my uncle's belly button was pulled to one side after kidney surgery confused


omfg
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Reply #23 posted 05/01/07 12:19pm

Ace

Get well soon, FM!
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Reply #24 posted 05/01/07 4:04pm

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Hope you are feeling better rose
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Reply #25 posted 05/01/07 4:09pm

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Glad to hear you'll be okay. I would have missed the Catwoman avatar.
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Reply #26 posted 05/01/07 5:03pm

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sextonseven said:

Glad to hear you'll be okay. I would have missed the Catwoman avatar.


And I would miss Siouxsie, whom I always see as Helena Bonham Carter when I look at your avatar even though I know who she really is.

And yes, I did say I've stopped taking the Percocets.

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Reply #27 posted 05/01/07 5:10pm

xplnyrslf

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SureThing said:




Yeah....Woah...cutting through muscle wall sounds painful.

Hope this doesn't put a damper on your summer! rose


I have to keep it out of the sun for six months, so no bikinis. pout


Plastic surgeons recommend "Mederma". It's over the counter and Wallgreens carries it. Diminishes scarring. Nice to hear you're OK.
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Reply #28 posted 05/01/07 5:21pm

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xplnyrslf said:

FunkMistress said:



I have to keep it out of the sun for six months, so no bikinis. pout


Plastic surgeons recommend "Mederma". It's over the counter and Wallgreens carries it. Diminishes scarring. Nice to hear you're OK.
smile

OH!!! Hey, I went to see Prince in Vegas the weekend of 21st and there was this cute lady walking really fast and she kind of reminded me of you and you know how sometimes people look a little different in real life as opposed to still shots and she whisked by and I said "Explain yourself!"

She just looked at me like I was crazy and kept walking lol Guess it wasn't you pout
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Reply #29 posted 05/01/07 5:22pm

jerseykrs

xplnyrslf said:

FunkMistress said:



I have to keep it out of the sun for six months, so no bikinis. pout


Plastic surgeons recommend "Mederma". It's over the counter and Wallgreens carries it. Diminishes scarring. Nice to hear you're OK.
smile



I've been telling her about it, we've used it on my daughter, she had a nasty scar on her cheek, and it really has helped. It is plant based also!
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