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Big Tipper DEEP PAIN PIZZA: MAN 'CUT OFF HIS OWN PENIS IN RESTAURANT' Mon Apr 23 2007 20:01:12 ET A man chopped off his penis with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant. Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife. Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the SUN: "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about. "Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. "Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it." A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30-40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted. She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable. -----  a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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Stax said: She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.
i'm guessing this didn't include a psych exam. noituloveryxesevolasildnaydnew
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But I ordered pepperoni!!
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Fauxie said: But I ordered pepperoni!!
Fine! i'll never look at pepperoni the same again. noituloveryxesevolasildnaydnew
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Stax said: DEEP PAIN PIZZA: MAN 'CUT OFF HIS OWN PENIS IN RESTAURANT' Mon Apr 23 2007 20:01:12 ET A man chopped off his penis with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant. Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife. Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the SUN: "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about. "Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. "Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it." A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30-40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted. She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable. -----  reading that news story.... then your sigline.....  | |
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SexOnWheels said: Stax said: DEEP PAIN PIZZA: MAN 'CUT OFF HIS OWN PENIS IN RESTAURANT' Mon Apr 23 2007 20:01:12 ET A man chopped off his penis with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant. Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife. Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the SUN: "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about. "Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. "Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it." A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30-40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted. She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable. ----- reading that news story.... then your sigline..... a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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What in the sam hell...   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Stax said: DEEP PAIN PIZZA: MAN 'CUT OFF HIS OWN PENIS IN RESTAURANT' Mon Apr 23 2007 20:01:12 ET A man chopped off his penis with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant. Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife. Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the SUN: "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about. "Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. "Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it." A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30-40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted. She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable. ----- "WHEN I SAID NO SAUSAGE - I MEAN NO SAUSAGE!!!!!" Talk about make a point.....a painful one at that..! Did they wrap his penis in a towel? Who would pick it up? Have they sown it back on? The questions ...oh the questions....    "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
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Fauxie said: But I ordered pepperoni!!
Fine!  | |
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blueblossom said: Did they wrap his penis in a towel? Who would pick it up? Have they sown it back on?
The questions ...oh the questions....
Would you? 
The ambulance guy: "Hey! Where's the penis? Anybody's seen it?" You:  (slowly going away hands in pockets) | |
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PANDURITO said: blueblossom said: Did they wrap his penis in a towel? Who would pick it up? Have they sown it back on?
The questions ...oh the questions....
Would you?
The ambulance guy: "Hey! Where's the penis? Anybody's seen it?" You: (slowly going away hands in pockets)It'd certainly make for a good conversation piece displayed in the middle of your coffee table. | |
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Fauxie said: It'd certainly make for a good conversation piece displayed in the middle of your coffee table.
 You won't believe what the surprise is
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