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This morning's Dear Abby So this morning, in Dear Abby a wife wrote in and talked about her husband's, shall we say, shortcomings. She loves him and they've been married for many years but he is constantly worried about his lack of endowment. In fact, he is so distraught at his small manhood that the woman says that he has been trying to convince her to have an affair with an...ahem...larger man so she will know what that experience is like. She is contemplating it and asks Abby if she should follow up on her husband's advice and see what she's missing. Of course, Abby says that it is likely a test of her fidelity and that if she does so, she will be ruining her marriage.
Just thought I would bring this up so I can state, unequivocally, that my wife did not write this letter. All good things they say never last... | |
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Have they not heard of dildos or vibrators? Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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well, I'm not married, so it can't be my wife who wrote it.
I just found someone petite, so it works well | |
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superspaceboy said: Have they not heard of dildos or vibrators?
It was not discussed in said letter about bringing in reinforcements. All good things they say never last... | |
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GottaLetitgo said: superspaceboy said: Have they not heard of dildos or vibrators?
It was not discussed in said letter about bringing in reinforcements. | |
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If the guy thought quicker on his feet, he could quote the "cathedral part" of Vicki Waiting.
Seriously, the wife said it never bothered her but it is his consistent begging for her to do so that is causing her to consider an affair. All good things they say never last... | |
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Threading on dangerous territory with this one, once the woman feels a fully packed lunch there is NO going back! "Waiting to be banned" | |
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Isn't it common knowledge that like 70% of woman CAN"T have an orgasm through vagina intercourse along? You don't need a big dig to work the clit! [Edited 4/25/07 10:38am] The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. | |
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liberation said: Threading on dangerous territory with this one, once the woman feels a fully packed lunch there is NO going back!
Note to self...cancel threesome this weekend with my wife and gym buddy "Big Jack". Okay, where were we? All good things they say never last... | |
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ok, i was going to say something..but it falls under the category of too much information. so'I'll shut up. | |
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Ex-Moderator | GottaLetitgo said: Seriously, the wife said it never bothered her but it is his consistent begging for her to do so that is causing her to consider an affair. Sounds more like he has a humiliation fantasy. My guess is this is purely selfish and he gets off on the idea. |
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i think the first step for this woman to achieve orgasm is to quit reading dear freakin' abby. talk about a cootchie-numb-er. [Edited 4/25/07 10:39am] | |
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PaisleyPark5083 said: ok, i was going to say something..but it falls under the category of too much information. so'I'll shut up.
There's no such thing as "too much information" here on the Org. | |
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JediTodd said: PaisleyPark5083 said: ok, i was going to say something..but it falls under the category of too much information. so'I'll shut up.
There's no such thing as "too much information" here on the Org. well, I once had a boyfriend that was kinda on the small side...and he made up for it with other things, he was very good with his hands. ok, I will now go hide in a box. | |
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PaisleyPark5083 said: JediTodd said: There's no such thing as "too much information" here on the Org. well, I once had a boyfriend that was kinda on the small side...and he made up for it with other things, he was very good with his hands. ok, I will now go hide in a box. | |
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I had an ex with this issue, we had a long (hypothetical) conversation about it one day. He kept asking me questions like, if I would be happy being married to a man who wasn't all that big. I told him yes, I would (there are other talents) but I guess he didn't believe me because though we got engaged we never made it down the isle. It seemed to concern him quite a bit but he NEVER suggested I try out someone bigger. | |
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It may be an indication that her husband is an idiot, however. My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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CarrieMpls said: GottaLetitgo said: Seriously, the wife said it never bothered her but it is his consistent begging for her to do so that is causing her to consider an affair. Sounds more like he has a humiliation fantasy. My guess is this is purely selfish and he gets off on the idea. That's what it sounds like. | |
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retina said: CarrieMpls said: Sounds more like he has a humiliation fantasy. My guess is this is purely selfish and he gets off on the idea. That's what it sounds like. a humiliation fantasy... you mean he may get off on being humiliated about or by his size or lack off? that's just, wow | |
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statuesqque said: retina said: That's what it sounds like. a humiliation fantasy... you mean he may get off on being humiliated about or by his size or lack off? that's just, wow Some people get off on all kinds of humiliation/submission. It's probably as common as getting off on domination, would be my guess. | |
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retina said: statuesqque said: a humiliation fantasy... you mean he may get off on being humiliated about or by his size or lack off? that's just, wow Some people get off on all kinds of humiliation/submission. It's probably as common as getting off on domination, would be my guess. oohh, I see now... I'm surprised that didn't pop into mind when I first read it, that makes perfect sense. | |
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