So this morning, in Dear Abby a wife wrote in and talked about her husband's, shall we say, shortcomings. She loves him and they've been married for many years but he is constantly worried about his lack of endowment. In fact, he is so distraught at his small manhood that the woman says that he has been trying to convince her to have an affair with an...ahem...larger man so she will know what that experience is like. She is contemplating it and asks Abby if she should follow up on her husband's advice and see what she's missing. Of course, Abby says that it is likely a test of her fidelity and that if she does so, she will be ruining her marriage.

Just thought I would bring this up so I can state, unequivocally, that my wife did not write this letter.

Have they not heard of dildos or vibrators?

well, I'm not married, so it can't be my wife who wrote it.
I just found someone petite, so it works well

superspaceboy said:

It was not discussed in said letter about bringing in reinforcements.

GottaLetitgo said:

If the guy thought quicker on his feet, he could quote the "cathedral part" of Vicki Waiting.

Seriously, the wife said it never bothered her but it is his consistent begging for her to do so that is causing her to consider an affair.

Threading on dangerous territory with this one, once the woman feels a fully packed lunch there is NO going back!

Isn't it common knowledge that like 70% of woman CAN"T have an orgasm through vagina intercourse along? You don't need a big dig to work the clit!
[Edited 4/25/07 10:38am]

liberation said:

Note to self...cancel threesome this weekend with my wife and gym buddy "Big Jack".

Okay, where were we?

ok, i was going to say something..but it falls under the category of too much information. so'I'll shut up.

GottaLetitgo said:

Sounds more like he has a humiliation fantasy. My guess is this is purely selfish and he gets off on the idea.

i think the first step for this woman to achieve orgasm is to quit reading dear freakin' abby. talk about a cootchie-numb-er.
[Edited 4/25/07 10:39am]

PaisleyPark5083 said:

There's no such thing as "too much information" here on the Org.

JediTodd said:

well, I once had a boyfriend that was kinda on the small side...and he made up for it with other things, he was very good with his hands. ok, I will now go hide in a box.

PaisleyPark5083 said:

I had an ex with this issue, we had a long (hypothetical) conversation about it one day. He kept asking me questions like, if I would be happy being married to a man who wasn't all that big. I told him yes, I would (there are other talents) but I guess he didn't believe me because though we got engaged we never made it down the isle. It seemed to concern him quite a bit but he NEVER suggested I try out someone bigger.

It may be an indication that her husband is an idiot, however.

CarrieMpls said:

That's what it sounds like.

retina said:

a humiliation fantasy... you mean he may get off on being humiliated about or by his size or lack off? that's just, wow

statuesqque said:

Some people get off on all kinds of humiliation/submission. It's probably as common as getting off on domination, would be my guess.

retina said:

oohh, I see now... I'm surprised that didn't pop into mind when I first read it, that makes perfect sense.