New topic
Printable| Author | Message |
Your Org Personal Ad! Ok guys, since I need a break from studying my finals lets just come up with Org ads which are just for fun and to be silly! [Edited 4/25/07 21:39pm] I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
"There are three types of women for a man. The woman he wants to marry, the woman he should marry, and the woman he ends up marrying". -Pedro Infante- Una Vez Y Otra Mas! | |
- E-mail - orgNote -  Report post to moderator |
this could actually be a very funny topic.... if i could come up with anything interesting 
i'll think on it and get back to you  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
SexOnWheels said: this could actually be a very funny topic.... if i could come up with anything interesting
i'll think on it and get back to you I agree..  my head hurts too much to think..I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F.  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
I want to make my Org just for fun personal add.
Single chick looking for male age 23-29 maybe even 30-33 with a job! Humor, kind, patient,likes to dance, and is not the jelous type.No cliche crap from romance books please! More to come soon! I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
"There are three types of women for a man. The woman he wants to marry, the woman he should marry, and the woman he ends up marrying". -Pedro Infante- Una Vez Y Otra Mas! | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Single female, 33, 5'8, really needs to lose weight, no self esteem but has great hair, looking for single male 25-35, must be hot and have a big cock...but not too big.
No pussies please. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
I am: Indian female, 24, 5'3", full figured, long hair, ample bosom.
Seeking: man who is musically talented, sensitive, caring, loves kids, won't mind having his home taken over by endless pairs of shoes, must make enough money to attend numerous concerts and live performances, must have the ability to turn a blind eye to a crazy-assed collection of Prince memorabilia, must be supportive of a girlfriend who wishes to carry babies for her gay male friends, should not be grossed out by strands of long hair hidden throughout the house, should not compare his girlfriend to his mother EVER, should be willing to eat all kinds of spicy exotic cooking (and like it), will turn a deaf ear to his girlfriend's giddy school girl giggling over dark haired male celebrities, should have impeccable grooming habits, should not allow girlfriend to consume more than 2 oz. of alcoholic beverages in one sitting, should be strong enough to handle the consequences if the previous request is ignored, must be able to withstand lots and lots of playful hitting, kicking, biting and squealing without hitting back, should know when tears are hormonal or serious, and can remember birthdays, anniversaries, month-iversaries, and all national holidays. Last but not least, he must have dark hair, soulful eyes, and nice calves. That's all. Wanna hear me sing? www.ChampagneHoneybee.com | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
|
4 + 3 = 7
Sorry, couldn't resist.  |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
anyone else? I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
"There are three types of women for a man. The woman he wants to marry, the woman he should marry, and the woman he ends up marrying". -Pedro Infante- Una Vez Y Otra Mas! | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Ace said: 4 + 3 = 7
Sorry, couldn't resist. dude -- u can't reveal so much of yourself in these things. danger! noituloveryxesevolasildnaydnew
is the water warm enough? | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
UCantHavaDaMango said: I am: Indian female, 24, 5'3", full figured, long hair, ample bosom.
Seeking: man who is musically talented, sensitive, caring, loves kids, won't mind having his home taken over by endless pairs of shoes, must make enough money to attend numerous concerts and live performances, must have the ability to turn a blind eye to a crazy-assed collection of Prince memorabilia, must be supportive of a girlfriend who wishes to carry babies for her gay male friends, should not be grossed out by strands of long hair hidden throughout the house, should not compare his girlfriend to his mother EVER, should be willing to eat all kinds of spicy exotic cooking (and like it), will turn a deaf ear to his girlfriend's giddy school girl giggling over dark haired male celebrities, should have impeccable grooming habits, should not allow girlfriend to consume more than 2 oz. of alcoholic beverages in one sitting, should be strong enough to handle the consequences if the previous request is ignored, must be able to withstand lots and lots of playful hitting, kicking, biting and squealing without hitting back, should know when tears are hormonal or serious, and can remember birthdays, anniversaries, month-iversaries, and all national holidays. Last but not least, he must have dark hair, soulful eyes, and nice calves. That's all. OMG! u make me want 2 be straight.  noituloveryxesevolasildnaydnew
is the water warm enough? | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Dear Melissa,
Can I please return this product I have to you, no refund is needed....  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
LisasBrush said: OMG! u make me want 2 be straight.  Wanna hear me sing? www.ChampagneHoneybee.com | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
|
JustErin said: Single female, 33, 5'8, really needs to lose weight, no self esteem but has great hair, looking for single male 25-35, must be hot and have a big cock...but not too big.
No pussies please. HA!!!! I love this!!!! Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
amorbella said: JustErin said: Single female, 33, 5'8, really needs to lose weight, no self esteem but has great hair, looking for single male 25-35, must be hot and have a big cock...but not too big.
No pussies please. HA!!!! I love this!!!! yeah! I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
"There are three types of women for a man. The woman he wants to marry, the woman he should marry, and the woman he ends up marrying". -Pedro Infante- Una Vez Y Otra Mas! | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
If only I were single..... 
He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... 
http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
