My fiance' and I r in search of some1 who will create a thread 2morrow and begin to preside over our wedding ceremony.

Applicants may orgnote me or funkbible in advance. We'll both decide who will get 2 run this incredibly profound and spectacular event. B there at 2:30 eastern Time 2morrow!!

And now, the announcements u've all been waiting 4:

groomsmen: mediadarling
goldiesparade
moonbeam
*matt (lovemachine has just informed me he will b out of town)
christopher

best man: this is up 2 funkbible, ask him about it!

bridesmaids: vampy
Peach
vinablue
bellebeyond
sexlovely's feminine side


maid of honor: PlastikLuvAffair


flowergirl: POOK

Note 2 POOK- Ur supposed 2 throw flowers down the aisle--NOT poo! Remember the talk we had!




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[This message was edited Tue Sep 17 10:51:41 PDT 2002 by Nep2nes]

what color are the maid's dresses?

What can I do, what can I do? Can I cut the cake? Can I make a speech? I like making speeches, and I also like cake.

Maybe I'll be the one to speak up when they ask if anyone knows of a reason why the couple should not be married... I will reveal the truth behind the wedding - that Nep2nes was made cyberpregnant with a cyberfoetus while she was cybersexing on the Org chatroom! I can also exclusively reveal the TRUE identity of the cyberfather (and it wasn't Funkbible, sorry man... well we need a DNA test to be sure)

Who's gong to cater the reception? Is Billy invited? Where is the honeymoon? Who will carry who over the threshold? Any Pre-nup signing going on?

So many questions, so little time.

billysparxxx said:

Billy please do us the honor of preparing ur hot sauce!

The honeymoon is in...erm..I 4get, ask funkbible!

I aint carrying his heavy ass over the threshold...who do u think I am?

P.S. We dont need a pre-nup...u act like this is Prince gettin' married!

PlastikLuvAffair said:

They r not dresses, they r pleather catsuits. Jet black, 2 b specific.

We will have 2 fit u 4 ur lace masks 2morrow...

What an honor!!

I can't wait!!!

Pleather catsuits and lace masks?

KICK ASS!!!
[This message was edited Tue Sep 17 10:43:45 PDT 2002 by VinaBlue]

I thought Mediadarling was a girl? Why is she under groomsmen?

CarrieLee said:

Carrie, u've already orgnoted me, whats the point of posting this?

I would have to get my old purple slacks ironed then. Which one makes the speech?

Nep2nes said:

ooh...

Nep2nes said:

To make you angry!

Nep2nes said:

Yes Carrie, your so stupid.

Goldie - Always the groomsman, never the groom.

GoldiesParade said:

I'll get you Goldie!


oops...
[This message was edited Tue Sep 17 10:57:33 PDT 2002 by CarrieLee]

CarrieLee said:

CarrieLee's orgnote: :Use the edit function bitch!"


Im sorry, r u bitter cuz u werent included?

Nep2nes said:

Don't flatter yourself Neptoones. I just wanted to get away with calling you a bitch and not have to listen to you whine later!!

I bet this had to be a shotgun wedding ...tsk tsk.

Carrie will burn down Nep's wedding instead of a highschool this time!!! Muahahahahahahahahaha

CarrieLee said:

I might look good in a tux, but yes, I'd prefer the traditional role of my gender as a bridesmaid.

Ohh, thank u Neps! Bridesmaid...what an honour I guess u owe me anyway, for coming on to me that day u know, in the old org...or was it me coming on to u? Ah well...anyways, congrats 2 u 2! Always good to see some real weddings nowadays.

Now there must be...a fiest!

Peach said:

We coulda made it Nep - Me and U. You hurt me girl, but Ill be there at your wedding.

What color tux do I get to wear?

Gnammete all,


Nep what honor!! im very much i didnt believe u choose me as bridesmaids!!

U so kind im blushin... (L)


:LOVE: :LOVE: :LOVE:

VAMPY

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[This message was edited Tue Sep 17 20:12:33 PDT 2002 by Christopher]

Wow it looks like there is gonna be a party!!! And to think that I was going to sit at home and watch a rerun of That 70`s Show (Laura Prepon is wayyy hot!!!). So tonite must be the Bachelor party; right??? All the cute ladies on the org Email me a JPEG of your (oYo) `s. I need the encouragement.


PS. Ian if you do attend then please try not to censor anyone!!!



Nep2nes (oYo) `s

funkbible said:

funkbible said:

So darling have u made a decision about ur best man? Enquiring minds want 2 know! U must also remind us all of where the honeymoon is going 2 b.

Nep2nes said:

AUSTRALIA of course ... and bring that gorgeous groomsman with you... Moonbeam.. I think that's his name

You guys dont need a preacher, you need a witch doctor.