Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at
the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her
hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to
a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to
write a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
smells nice?"

The Woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."

too funny

That's a good one. I wish more people would have more jokes.

jaimestarr79 said:

I agree, most people just post depressing news here.

I dont get it.

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and
listened to her prayers which she ended by saying:
"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye
Grandpa."
The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the
thing to do."
The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange
coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her
prayers which went like this:
"God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma.."
The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father, this
kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the
girl was going to bed the dad heard her say:
"God bless Mommy and good-bye
daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up
at the crack! of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all
day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could
get by until midnight he would be okay.

He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the
day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping
at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief
and went home.

When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late,
what's the matter?"

He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day
of my life."

She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what
happened to me. This morning the milkman dropped dead on our porch."

muirdo said:

Loved it