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XxAxX said: Steadwood said: I'm not too sure either 
 some people might say you're kinda supposed to know what the thread is about since you created it You mean people actually know what they are posting here   
but you didn't hear that from me
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meggy said: His cocks not one to be played with.... it got angry one day and put a hole in the wall I guess our bedrooms not as big as we thought it was
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meggy said: His cocks not one to be played with.... it got angry one day and put a hole in the wall I guess our bedrooms not as big as we thought it was
I remember you telling me about that. That was one angry Cock alright. 
I'm glad I'm not the one who had to catch it. [Edited 4/26/07 18:47pm] "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss
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this is what my fiance's cock looks like ..... http://sugarmtnfarm.com/b...791982.jpg
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soulyacolia said: On a related topic never scratch your bollocks when you've been chopping chilli peppers.
That's the last time I'm having Chilli Con Carne at your place  
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Steadwood said: soulyacolia said: On a related topic never scratch your bollocks when you've been chopping chilli peppers.
That's the last time I'm having Chilli Con Carne at your place
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meggy said: this is what my fiance's cock looks like ..... http://sugarmtnfarm.com/b...791982.jpg
man its a vicious thing
[Edited 4/27/07 12:18pm] 
...That's some Pecker
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 thats what Iv been trying to say  Poppys, daisys life is crazy | |
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meggy said: thats what Iv been trying to say 
...and he sea salts it while reading your messages?
Disclaimer (just for the record... I do not remember where I heard that, but I do know that Meggy didn't tell me) 
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meggy said: thats what Iv been trying to say The Bantam Cock Jake Thackery It was a grand upstanding bantam cock, So brisk and stiff and spry, With springy step and jaunty plume And a purposeful look in his eye, In his little black blinking eye, he had. I took him to the coop and introduced him To my seventeen wide-eyed hens. He tupped and he tupped as a hero tups And he bowed from the waist to them all, and then He upped and he tupped 'em all again, he did. And then upon the peace of me ducks and me geese He rudely did intrude. With glazed eyes and open mouths They bore it all with fortitude And a little bit of gratitude, they did. He jumped my giggling guinea fowl And forced his attentions upon My twenty hysterical turkeys and A visiting migrant swan. But the bantam thundered on, he did. He ravished my fan-tailed pigeons and Me lily-white columbines, And while I was locking up the budgerigar He jumped my parrot from behind; She was sitting on me shoulder at the time. And all of a sudden with a gasp and a gulp He clapped his hands to his head, Fell flat on his back with his toes in the air. My bantam cock lay dead And the vultures circled overhead, they did. What a champion brute; what a noble cock; What a way to live and to die. I was digging him a grave to save his bones From the hungry buzzards in the sky When the bantam opened up a sly little eye. He gave me a grin and a terrible wink, The way that rapists do. He said, "You see them big daft buggers up there? They'll be down in a minute or two; They'll be down in a minute or two".
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Steadwood said: meggy said: thats what Iv been trying to say
...and he sea salts it while reading your messages?
Disclaimer (just for the record... I do not remember where I heard that, but I do know that Meggy didn't tell me)
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Steadwood said: meggy said: thats what Iv been trying to say The Bantam Cock Jake Thackery It was a grand upstanding bantam cock, So brisk and stiff and spry, With springy step and jaunty plume And a purposeful look in his eye, In his little black blinking eye, he had. I took him to the coop and introduced him To my seventeen wide-eyed hens. He tupped and he tupped as a hero tups And he bowed from the waist to them all, and then He upped and he tupped 'em all again, he did. And then upon the peace of me ducks and me geese He rudely did intrude. With glazed eyes and open mouths They bore it all with fortitude And a little bit of gratitude, they did. He jumped my giggling guinea fowl And forced his attentions upon My twenty hysterical turkeys and A visiting migrant swan. But the bantam thundered on, he did. He ravished my fan-tailed pigeons and Me lily-white columbines, And while I was locking up the budgerigar He jumped my parrot from behind; She was sitting on me shoulder at the time. And all of a sudden with a gasp and a gulp He clapped his hands to his head, Fell flat on his back with his toes in the air. My bantam cock lay dead And the vultures circled overhead, they did. What a champion brute; what a noble cock; What a way to live and to die. I was digging him a grave to save his bones From the hungry buzzards in the sky When the bantam opened up a sly little eye. He gave me a grin and a terrible wink, The way that rapists do. He said, "You see them big daft buggers up there? They'll be down in a minute or two; They'll be down in a minute or two".
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Steadwood said: meggy said: thats what Iv been trying to say [color=darkblue]The Bantam Cock He ravished my fan-tailed pigeons and Me lily-white columbines, And while I was locking up the budgerigar He jumped my parrot from behind; She was sitting on me shoulder at the time.
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AnckSuNamun said: Salty balls
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