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Make the World a better place...MASTURBATE! Seriously don't you think that some men have too much pent-up frustration? Sometimes I think that if everyone masturbated more, there would be less violence in the world. Look at the Middle East they don't allow masturbation in Islam right? No wonder everyone is so angry over there. They just need some Playboys and a box of Kleenex and there will be less bombings.
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Seriously, that's a little ignorant and prejudiced against muslims isn't it?
Most christians forbid it too. The most homicidal people are without any doubt american christians. | |
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everyone should do it once a day and then get on with everything else and that goes for all nationalities! | |
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ZombieKitten said: everyone should do it once a day and then get on with everything else and that goes for all nationalities!
what about multiple times? some of us have an excess of baby juice. | |
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live4lust said: ZombieKitten said: everyone should do it once a day and then get on with everything else and that goes for all nationalities!
what about multiple times? some of us have an excess of baby juice. do what you have to, but remember to sometimes leave the house too! | |
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ZombieKitten said: live4lust said: what about multiple times? some of us have an excess of baby juice. do what you have to, but remember to sometimes leave the house too! i'm not allowed to go outside--it gets too messy. | |
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live4lust said: ZombieKitten said: do what you have to, but remember to sometimes leave the house too! i'm not allowed to go outside--it gets too messy. bring wipes | |
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ZombieKitten said: live4lust said: i'm not allowed to go outside--it gets too messy. bring wipes i'd rather wait for the street cleanings twice a week. | |
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I do it every day and twice on Fridays | |
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sextonseven said: If I think of the kittens, I won't be able to masturbate though. How bout I think of the girl at Raffalo's Pizza and someone can rescue a kitty? Then it all evens out. | |
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I just did last night and this morning. | |
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thedribbler said: Seriously, that's a little ignorant and prejudiced against muslims isn't it?
Most christians forbid it too. The most homicidal people are without any doubt american christians. American christians should masturbate most, for they are the most homicidal! Strangely enough they're also the most constipated. | |
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I am intrigued to see thedribbler on this discussion. | |
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Mozorro said: Seriously don't you think that some men have too much pent-up frustration? Sometimes I think that if everyone masturbated more, there would be less violence in the world. Look at the Middle East they don't allow masturbation in Islam right? No wonder everyone is so angry over there. They just need some Playboys and a box of Kleenex and there will be less bombings.
Seriously. Why are you just limiting this to men??? | |
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before i was married i would have said.... I do my part 4 or 5 times a day! | |
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Janfriend said: Mozorro said: Seriously don't you think that some men have too much pent-up frustration? Sometimes I think that if everyone masturbated more, there would be less violence in the world. Look at the Middle East they don't allow masturbation in Islam right? No wonder everyone is so angry over there. They just need some Playboys and a box of Kleenex and there will be less bombings.
Seriously. Why are you just limiting this to men??? Yeah! Did you know the vibrator was first prescribed to women to cure them of their hysterics? (hyster- being the root word meaning the uterus). | |
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CinisterCee said: Janfriend said: Why are you just limiting this to men??? Yeah! Did you know the vibrator was first prescribed to women to cure them of their hysterics? (hyster- being the root word meaning the uterus). SHUT UP!!! I did not know that. | |
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I think it is very healthy | |
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Janfriend said: CinisterCee said: Yeah! Did you know the vibrator was first prescribed to women to cure them of their hysterics? (hyster- being the root word meaning the uterus). SHUT UP!!! I did not know that. http://en.wikipedia.org/w...e_hysteria | |
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So in a sense, we could cure the WORLD's hysteria with some simple "pelvic massage". | |
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CinisterCee said: So in a sense, we could cure the WORLD's hysteria with some simple "pelvic massage".
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statuesqque said: CinisterCee said: So in a sense, we could cure the WORLD's hysteria with some simple "pelvic massage".
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He who hesitates, masturbates. | |
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I have been doing it since I was 12, it's pretty healty, my girlfriend thinks the same | |
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CinisterCee said: Janfriend said: Why are you just limiting this to men??? Yeah! Did you know the vibrator was first prescribed to women to cure them of their hysterics? (hyster- being the root word meaning the uterus). I knew this, but thanks. This explains a lot about you, now take that thing out of your mouth! | |
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thedribbler said: CinisterCee said: Yeah! Did you know the vibrator was first prescribed to women to cure them of their hysterics? (hyster- being the root word meaning the uterus). I knew this, but thanks. This explains a lot about you, now take that thing out of your mouth! | |
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i've killed three kittens today
and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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ZombieKitten said: live4lust said: what about multiple times? some of us have an excess of baby juice. do what you have to, but remember to sometimes leave the house too! With regards to the subject matter of this thread being employed outside one's own abode, might I suggest that along with one's wallet/purse, one not forget to take with one the courtesy & social graces that allow us to qualify the times we live in as civilized. I defer to DeBrett's Etiquette Of Onan, which states that such self-indulges & styles of wank may be deployed without breach of manners, unless one is (a) at a restaurant (b) seated in a place of worship or (c) at tea with the Astors. In these instances, one should always remove one's hat before commencing. | |
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