ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.
ARTHUR: Look!
BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.

Life Of Brian

"I want to be a woman. I want to have babies"
"You can't have babies!!"
"Don't oppress me!"

You're a pain, Taffy. A pain in my big asshole!

I've DONE everything a mother can do: I've locked her in her room, I've beat her with the car aerial. Nothing changes her. It's HARD being a loving mother!

Where did you get this crap, Taffy? I told you to spend that money I gave you on a cute outfit, but ooooh-noooo! As soon as my back is turned, you run right out and spend it on props for your morbid little games! Well, I want it cleaned up pronto! We're having guests for dinner and I want you looking as P-R-E-T-T-Y as humanly possible!

These are 3 of my favorite quotes from my favorite movie EVER! FEMALE TROUBLE.Every single line from that movie is quotable.
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"There's one thing for sure: u can kill anybody"

Vito Corleone - The Godfather.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

i quote that line all the time

and

"they're just jealous cuz we're pretty!"

"i got a knife in my pockeybook and i'm gonna cut you up after class!"

"it's so damp and sooty, my clothes will be ready for the goodwill after this!"

".....sherry"

SUCH a quotable movie

PricelessHo said:

I threw up in my mouth a little bit when she said that!

allstatenorthside said:

Mugatu: Hansel, he's so hot right now. Hansel.

Anx said:

My late friend Francisco would call me and leave a message. It would be "UGLY!!!"

I knew who it was and to call immediately.


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"I am not one of your faaaaans!" from MOMMIE DEAREST

That ain't Lake Minnetonka.

The Kid - Purple Rain

Apollonia: Will you help me?
The Kid: No.
Purple Rain

"Charlie don't surf ! " Apocalypse now
"Don't get your panties all wet" Snatch or Lock,Stock And...
"I decided not to choose life" Renton in Trainspotting

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum." from "They Live"

Yulaw: "I am Yulaw! I am nobody's bitch! You are mine." - from "The One"

UCantHavaDaMango said:

The name of Derek's center always makes me laugh:

The Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.

gemini13 said:

I'd send my kids there, whether they wanted to learn to do other stuff good or not!

From Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels:

Rory Breaker: Is this some white cunts joke that black cunts don't get? 'Cause I'm not fucking laughing Nicholas.

Rory Breaker: Get Nick, that greasy wop, shistos, pesevengi, gamouri Greek bastard, if he's stupid enough to still be on this planet.


From The Usual Suspects:

Keaton: I'm a businessman now.
Cop: Yeah? What's that, the restaurant business? No. From now on, you're in the gettin'-fucked-by-us business.


Verbal: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
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The Godfather

Michael Corleone:

“I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies.”

“You have to answer for Santino, Carlo.”
“You fingered Sonny for the Barzini people. Ahhh that little farce you played with my sister - you think that could fool a Corleone? “
“Barzini's dead, so is Phillip Tattaglia, Moe Greene, Strachi, Cuneo. Today I settle all family business, so don't tell me you're innocent, Carlo.....because it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry...”

that was a great scene.

'You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?'

Dylan(Drew Barrymore): She's losing him!

Alex(Lucy Lu): Flip your hair.

Natalie(Cameron Diaz): What??

Alex: Flip your goddamned hair.

~Charlie's Angels