I think U're being full of shit (or something like that) - Wendy in Purple Rain

never get married... (purple rain)

"coffee is for closers" - Glengarry/Glen Ross - Great movie
"meet my little friend" - Scarface - Pacino rules!

"he tastes like you, only sweeter" - Closer

i like that Fallout Boy used it in a song

Do you know what she did? Your cunting daughter!

that's never gonna be bested

Make room for the bad guy, bad guy coming through...

ScarFace.

'' This skool sucks! I never wanted to come here anyway! I need to thank you fucker! You saved me four fucking years from this ass-licking skool. You're looking at one happy lady!'' from Fame

''Can anyone honestly say that they ever saw Bobby Beers wearing a jacket with red lapels?'' - Chris Rock in RockStar

''I'll tell you what he said! He told me to forcibly insert the life line chart into my anus'' - Mrs Farmer from Donnie Darko


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"i never killed anybody that didnt deserve it"

christopher walken - king of new york

"the list is life and around it lies the gulf"- Schindler's List
"He who saves one life, saves the world entire."- Schindler's List

"Rosebud"- Citizen Kane

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Amsterdam? A Royale with Cheese" - John Travolta, Pulp Fiction

"Fuhgeddaboutit" - Johnny Depp, Donnie Brasco

"I give you these fifteen (drops a tablet), uh, ten, ten commandments!" - Mel Brooks, History of the World

"We're not worthy! We're not worthy!" - Mike Meyers & Dana Carvey, Wayne's World

"Do you think I'm sexy baby? Grrrrr!" - Mike Meyers, Austin Powers International Man of Mystery

Hot Mexican Girl - "Would you like to kiss me on the veranda?"
Chevy Chase - "No, the lips will be fine" - The Three Amigos

"We're gonna need a bigger boat!" - Roy Scheider, JAWS

"Pass me the salt. No seriously ,man, these eggs are nasty." JT, Alpha Dog (2006)

"I want some more!" (whispered) - Claudia when she's had her first feeding, Interview With a Vampire

"I 'xpect" - Robert Duvall's character in Lonesome Dove, as a reply to most anything

"Then take me away from all this DEATH" - Mina Harker to Dracula, Bram Stoker's Dracula

"I was born a poor black child" The Jerk

"Maybe she's retarded" 16 Candles

"One chicken was pretty cute" Midnight Run

"Sister! Daughter! Sister! Daughter!" Chinatown

NDRU said:

Gotta love Long Duck Dong.

"What's a happening, hot stuff?"

"AUTOMOBIRRRE!!!!"

Long: "MALLIED!! Jake: MARRIED? Long: MALLIED! Jake: MALLEED? Long: MALLIED!!"

NWF said:

I love when he's trying to answer the door and he opens the closet, and says "this place is so confusing!"

your out of order, your out of order, THIS WHOLE COURTROOM IS OUT OF ORDER!!!

YOU TOLD HARPO TO BEAT ME? - THE COLOR PURPLE
HE GONNA CRY WHEN HE GET IN THE CAR - FRIDAY

NWF said:

LONG: MALLIED, JEEZUS!
THAT'S A CLASSIC!

"When dealing with me, they didn't know that they were dealing with a STAUNCH CHARACTER. S-T-A-U-N-C-H. There's nothing worse, I'm telling you!" - Grey Gardens

" NO WIRE HANGERS"

"What have the Romans ever done for us?" John Cleese in "Life Of Brian"

Everyone pipes up a long list of responses.....the aquaducts,civil order, government, etc...

"Yes, but other than...(repeats the long list) What have the Romans ever done for us?"

(The members of Monty Python really knew history.)

anything from "swimming with sharks"

shausler said:

"you're happy - I HATE THAT."

Heathers has so many great one liners:

What's your damage, Heather?

Fuck me gentley with a chain saw, do I look like Mother Theresa?

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

Grow up Heather, bulemia is so '87.

Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads.

My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son.


And I love these two from Friday (both from Smokey):

Remember it ,write it down, take a picture, I don't give a fuck.

Ahh, hell no, you ain't gonna catch no crackhead.

jone70 said:

Still on Heathers:

"Greetings and Salutations" - Christian Slater

"What's your malfunction?" - ???

"Do you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? I always ask that of all my prey, I just like the sound of it" - Jack Nicholson, Batman

"They should call him 'Bruce Vain'" - Robert Wuhl, Batman

"Leave the gun, grab the canoli" - ??, Godfather

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning, smells like... victory" - Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now

"Nice place, lots of space" - Michael Keaton, Batman

"Nice place, lots of space" - Jack Nicholson, Batman

"We've got so much time and so little to do! Wait... scratch that, reverse it" - Gene Wilder, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

"Boards don't hit back" - Bruce Lee, Enter The Dragon
"You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on would ya?" - Jack Nicholson, Batman

"YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A GUY IN THE ASS?!"

The Big Lebowski

Zoolander quotes. . .


Derek Zoolander: You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't.


Hansel: I felt like, "This guy's really hurting me." And it hurt.

June7 said:

Yes, "Heathers" is classic.

"If you wanna fuck eagles, you better learn how to fly first."

"CORN NUTS!!!!"

"SIT AND SPIN!"

and my personal favorite: "Save the speeches for Malcolm X. I just wanna get laid!"