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Now if you had said: small or big...then we could have a real thread winner, i mean...what woamn DOSEN'T like a huge **** between.... "Waiting to be banned" | |
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Hey! No one's mentioned color????? | |
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xplnyrslf said: Hey! No one's mentioned color?????
I know right? or circumcised or non-circumcised.... | |
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liberation said: This is silly Carrie and you know it
Now if you had said: small or big...then we could have a real thread winner, i mean...what woamn DOSEN'T like a huge **** between.... I don't know about a woamn, but we're women and different strokes for different folks.  [Edited 4/22/07 19:04pm] | |
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Circumcised for sure.
Pierced or unpierced?? Yeah, they do that. Must be painful. Tattoo'd or not? I've seen pierced and tattoo'd. (with my job, no I don't work in a tattoo parlor) | |
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xplnyrslf said: Circumcised for sure.
Pierced or unpierced?? Yeah, they do that. Must be painful. Tattoo'd or not? I've seen pierced and tattoo'd. (with my job, no I don't work in a tattoo parlor) Hehe I bet you see all sorts of things...  | |
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Shanti1 said: xplnyrslf said: Circumcised for sure.
Pierced or unpierced?? Yeah, they do that. Must be painful. Tattoo'd or not? I've seen pierced and tattoo'd. (with my job, no I don't work in a tattoo parlor) Hehe I bet you see all sorts of things... The circumcision thing does not matter to me- I had experienced both. No pierced or tattooed ones though... | |
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fake is ok when nothing else is available....
i prefer real. nice and thick, and i'd like to try one pierced.  | |
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Shanti1 said: xplnyrslf said: Circumcised for sure.
Pierced or unpierced?? Yeah, they do that. Must be painful. Tattoo'd or not? I've seen pierced and tattoo'd. (with my job, no I don't work in a tattoo parlor) Hehe I bet you see all sorts of things... Don't get me started. Light bulb somewhere that didn't make sense. Vigorous sex (ecstasy involved) where the penis gets bent and needs surgical repair. I had a urologist explain to me in great detail with a straight face exactly how it happens.... | |
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xplnyrslf said: Shanti1 said: Hehe I bet you see all sorts of things... Don't get me started. Light bulb somewhere that didn't make sense. Vigorous sex (ecstasy involved) where the penis gets bent and needs surgical repair. I had a urologist explain to me in great detail with a straight face exactly how it happens.... i will have newfound respect for you if you tell me that you managed to keep a straight face throughout his description..... | |
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SexOnWheels said:[quote] xplnyrslf said: Don't get me started. Light bulb somewhere that didn't make sense. Vigorous sex (ecstasy involved) where the penis gets bent and needs surgical repair. I had a urologist explain to me in great detail with a straight face exactly how it happens....[/quote i will have newfound respect for you if you tell me that you managed to keep a straight face throughout his description..... I was like John Cleese in that Monty Python movie,"Life of Brian" where the emperor is threatening everyone with "gwadiator" school. My lips were distorted in a fish-like manner....."he had a wife, you know, her name was Incontinentia...." the urologist was Mormon. I would've been sent to gladiator school.... [Edited 4/22/07 19:29pm] | |
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xplnyrslf said: SexOnWheels said: xplnyrslf said: Don't get me started. Light bulb somewhere that didn't make sense. Vigorous sex (ecstasy involved) where the penis gets bent and needs surgical repair. I had a urologist explain to me in great detail with a straight face exactly how it happens.... i will have newfound respect for you if you tell me that you managed to keep a straight face throughout his description..... I was like John Cleese in that Monty Python movie,"Life of Brian" where the emperor is threatening everyone with "gwadiator" school. My lips were distorted in a fish-like manner....."he had a wife, you know, her name was Incontinentia...." the urologist was Mormon. I would've been sent to gladiator school.... [Edited 4/22/07 19:29pm]  you are amazing!!! i don't think i could have done it!  | |
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SexOnWheels said: xplnyrslf said: I was like John Cleese in that Monty Python movie,"Life of Brian" where the emperor is threatening everyone with "gwadiator" school. My lips were distorted in a fish-like manner....."he had a wife, you know, her name was Incontinentia...." the urologist was Mormon. I would've been sent to gladiator school.... [Edited 4/22/07 19:29pm] you are amazing!!! i don't think i could have done it! I'm a professional... | |
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liberation said: This is silly Carrie and you know it
Now if you had said: small or big...then we could have a real thread winner, i mean...what woamn DOSEN'T like a huge **** between.... How is your thread any different than Carrie's? The answers to both seem obvious to me.  | |
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sextonseven said: liberation said: This is silly Carrie and you know it
Now if you had said: small or big...then we could have a real thread winner, i mean...what woamn DOSEN'T like a huge **** between.... How is your thread any different than Carrie's? The answers to both seem obvious to me. Carrie spells "woman" properly? | |
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xplnyrslf said: sextonseven said: How is your thread any different than Carrie's? The answers to both seem obvious to me. Carrie spells "woman" properly?  | |
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CarrieMpls said: So which do you prefer? Real or Fake?
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xplnyrslf said: Shanti1 said: Hehe I bet you see all sorts of things... Don't get me started. Light bulb somewhere that didn't make sense. Vigorous sex (ecstasy involved) where the penis gets bent and needs surgical repair. I had a urologist explain to me in great detail with a straight face exactly how it happens....  HOLEE SHEET!!!!
Ouch!!! He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... 
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CarrieMpls said: So which do you prefer? Real or Fake?
Please Discuss AS long as it feels good...who cares   | |
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I just got my first lesbian penis! | |
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sextonseven said: Anx said: 
ANYCOCKLLDOOO!!!
This is the third time I've posted on the penis thread and I've yet to post on the breasts one.
Gay.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: sextonseven said:
This is the third time I've posted on the penis thread and I've yet to post on the breasts one.
Gay. 
Nothing a 'Girls Gone Wild' video can't fix.  | |
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sextonseven said: minneapolisgenius said:
Nothing a 'Girls Gone Wild' video can't fix. 
You disappoint me. I thought you went for more of a high art kind of porn.
I get bored watching tan blonde sorority girl after tan blonde sorority girl flash their tits at the camera and have pretend make-out sessions. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: sextonseven said:
Nothing a 'Girls Gone Wild' video can't fix.
You disappoint me. I thought you went for more of a high art kind of porn.
I get bored watching tan blonde sorority girl after tan blonde sorority girl flash their tits at the camera and have pretend make-out sessions. Well, assuming I do watch porn, you are correct, I would never actually buy a GGW video. In this particular thread, it's like offering a starving guy McDonald's. Andrew Blake or Joanna Angel is more my thing.  | |
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