we should all log off and masturbate..

Shanti1 said:

feelin' horny?

ZombieKitten said:

With regards to the subject matter of this thread being employed outside one's own abode,
might I suggest that along with one's wallet/purse, one not forget to take with one the courtesy & social graces that allow us to qualify the times we live in as civilized.
I defer to DeBrett's Etiquette Of Onan, which states that such self-indulges & styles of wank may be deployed without breach of manners, unless one is
(a) at a restaurant
(b) seated in a place of worship or
(c) at tea with the Astors.
In these instances, one should always remove one's hat before commencing.

I hope we all took the time to masturbate while the org was down

Shanti1 said:

evenstar3 said:

Well I am told that I get too serious with my P&R stuff so I was trying to lighten it up around here.

Shanti1 said:

I prefer it when you're tryin' 2 b serious

evenstar3 said:

Well I am told that I get too serious with my P&R stuff so I was trying to lighten it up around here.

thedribbler said:

ummm thanks..... you did not like that I suggested to masturbate while the org is down?

Hmm ok ..

Shanti1 said:

just kiddin'

Seriously don't you think that some men have too much pent-up frustration? Sometimes I think that if everyone masturbated more, there would be less violence in the world. Look at the Middle East they don't allow masturbation in Islam right? No wonder everyone is so angry over there. They just need some Playboys and a box of Kleenex and there will be less bombings.

Seriously.

If masturbation could make the world a better place, most of us would have won Noble Peace Prizes by now.

Seriously, that's a little ignorant and prejudiced against muslims isn't it?
Most christians forbid it too.

The most homicidal people are without any doubt american christians.

How is it that when you choke a chicken, a kitten dies?