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PrintableNeversin said: A little riddle...
You're in a house with 4 walls, a blue wall, a green wall, a grey wall and a purple wall... Each wall has a normal window and is pointing South... A bear walks by the green wall and is looking inside the house through the window... What color is the bear? Neversin. How can they all point south? Life my azz muthafucka, dis is a bitness!!
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Was it 1 set or 2 sets of animals that Moses put on the ark? Life my azz muthafucka, dis is a bitness!!
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billysparxxx said: Was it 1 set or 2 sets of animals that Moses put on the ark?
It was Noah's ark?  [This message was edited Tue Sep 17 13:08:56 PDT 2002 by Lleena] | |
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Lleena said: billysparxxx said: Was it 1 set or 2 sets of animals that Moses put on the ark?
It was Noah's ark?
[This message was edited Tue Sep 17 13:08:56 PDT 2002 by Lleena] Ypu're sharp, but why the edit??? Hmmm Life my azz muthafucka, dis is a bitness!!
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billysparxxx said: ABC said: A long, long time ago, two Egyptian camel drivers were fighting for the hand of the daughter of the sheik of Abbudzjabbu.
The sheik, who liked neither of these men to become the future husband of his daughter, came up with a clever plan: a race would determine who of the two men would be allowed to marry his daughter. And so the sheik organized a camel race. Both camel drivers had to travel from Cairo to Abbudzjabbu, and the one whose camel would arrive last in Abbudzjabbu, would be allowed to marry the sheik's daughter. The two camel drivers, realizing that this could become a rather lengthy expedition, finally decided to consult the Wise Man of their village. Arrived there, they explained him the situation, upon which the Wise Man raised his cane and spoke four wise words. Relieved, the two camel drivers left his tent: they were ready for the contest! What were the four wise words? Leave Camel and walk *is this the answer?* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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nLA said: billysparxxx said: ABC said: A long, long time ago, two Egyptian camel drivers were fighting for the hand of the daughter of the sheik of Abbudzjabbu.
The sheik, who liked neither of these men to become the future husband of his daughter, came up with a clever plan: a race would determine who of the two men would be allowed to marry his daughter. And so the sheik organized a camel race. Both camel drivers had to travel from Cairo to Abbudzjabbu, and the one whose camel would arrive last in Abbudzjabbu, would be allowed to marry the sheik's daughter. The two camel drivers, realizing that this could become a rather lengthy expedition, finally decided to consult the Wise Man of their village. Arrived there, they explained him the situation, upon which the Wise Man raised his cane and spoke four wise words. Relieved, the two camel drivers left his tent: they were ready for the contest! What were the four wise words? Leave Camel and walk *is this the answer?* Nope! The answer is : "Take each other's camel" | |
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Neversin said: A little riddle...
You're in a house with 4 walls, a blue wall, a green wall, a grey wall and a purple wall... Each wall has a normal window and is pointing South... A bear walks by the green wall and is looking inside the house through the window... What color is the bear? Neversin. Is it white cos it's at the North Pole? _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
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npgsmfc said: Neversin said: A little riddle...
You're in a house with 4 walls, a blue wall, a green wall, a grey wall and a purple wall... Each wall has a normal window and is pointing South... A bear walks by the green wall and is looking inside the house through the window... What color is the bear? Neversin. Is it white cos it's at the North Pole? Yep... It's a polar bear. Neversin. O(+>NIИ<+)O
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billysparxxx said: Lleena said: billysparxxx said: Was it 1 set or 2 sets of animals that Moses put on the ark?
It was Noah's ark?
[This message was edited Tue Sep 17 13:08:56 PDT 2002 by Lleena] Ypu're sharp, but why the edit??? Hmmm Oh that... oh yeah... um... Hi Billy
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Six women, all in one day
A man marries six women all in one day. None of them dies nor does he divorce any of them, yet it was perfectly legal even though the law prohibits a man to have more than one wife. How can this be? | |
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Lleena said: Six women, all in one day
A man marries six women all in one day. None of them dies nor does he divorce any of them, yet it was perfectly legal even though the law prohibits a man to have more than one wife. How can this be? Dude's a preacher... Neversin. O(+>NIИ<+)O
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Neversin said: Lleena said: Six women, all in one day
A man marries six women all in one day. None of them dies nor does he divorce any of them, yet it was perfectly legal even though the law prohibits a man to have more than one wife. How can this be? Dude's a preacher... Neversin. yep! | |
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Lleena said: ABC said: "IS" would be correct grammar
Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow  Pretty good...for a girl! | |
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2the9s said: Lleena said: ABC said: "IS" would be correct grammar
Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow Pretty good...for a girl! 
here is another: Fragile What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it? | |
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Lleena said: 2the9s said: Lleena said: ABC said: "IS" would be correct grammar
Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow Pretty good...for a girl!
here is another: Fragile What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it? Silence -------------------------------------------------
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Yes feltbluish,! do you have another? | |
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ABC said: A long, long time ago, two Egyptian camel drivers were fighting for the hand of the daughter of the sheik of Abbudzjabbu.
The sheik, who liked neither of these men to become the future husband of his daughter, came up with a clever plan: a race would determine who of the two men would be allowed to marry his daughter. And so the sheik organized a camel race. Both camel drivers had to travel from Cairo to Abbudzjabbu, and the one whose camel would arrive last in Abbudzjabbu, would be allowed to marry the sheik's daughter. The two camel drivers, realizing that this could become a rather lengthy expedition, finally decided to consult the Wise Man of their village. Arrived there, they explained him the situation, upon which the Wise Man raised his cane and spoke four wise words. Relieved, the two camel drivers left his tent: they were ready for the contest! What were the four wise words? camel better than girl | |
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Lleena said: O.k, Here is a riddle. Whoever solves it, post the next one!
Just a bit of fun! I know It's been done before, but here goes!
Stay with my secretary A woman went to visit her bank manager and she took her young daughter with her. The bank manager said that the woman's daughter could stay with his secretary during the meeting. When the woman and her daughter left, the secretary turned to the other secretary and said to her, "That little girl was my daughter." How could that be? she's the woman's grandmother's second cousin twice removed on her father's side, by marriage, which is where it got tricky for me, figuring this one out. | |
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feltbluish said: I love this one!
You are in a room with 2 doors -- one leads further into the dungeon, one leads to freedom. There are two guards in the room, one at each door. One always tells the truth. One always lies. What one question can you ask one of the guards that will help you pick the door to freedom? ask one guard: "what will the other guard tell me if i ask him which door leads to freedom?" they'll both tell you the door which does not lead to freedom, because the one bound to truth will be honest and tell you the liar will lie by steering you to the non-freedom door. if you ask the liar he'll lie and tell you the truth-bound guard will tell you the door not leading to freedom. therefore pick the door other than that which you're advised to take. i think it's what neversin already said | |
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XxAxX said: Lleena said: O.k, Here is a riddle. Whoever solves it, post the next one!
Just a bit of fun! I know It's been done before, but here goes!
Stay with my secretary A woman went to visit her bank manager and she took her young daughter with her. The bank manager said that the woman's daughter could stay with his secretary during the meeting. When the woman and her daughter left, the secretary turned to the other secretary and said to her, "That little girl was my daughter." How could that be? she's the woman's grandmother's second cousin twice removed on her father's side, by marriage, which is where it got tricky for me, figuring this one out.  | |
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rdhull said: A father and son were driving. They had a bad accident and both had to be taken to the hospital for surgery. When the son was wheeled into the operatig room,the chief surgeon looked at the boy and said "I cant operate on this person. He's my son." How can this be?
the chief surgeon is the boy's mother. either that, or she adopted the boy right after his father was injured in the accident | |
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Here's a riddle:
Pull my finger. | |
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ah yes. that old zen coan: if a finger is pulled in the woods and there's noone there does it make a sound? | |
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2the9s said: Here's a riddle:
Pull my finger.
I did that to my daughter and she thouight it was the funniest thing she had ever seen/heard!  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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2the9s said: Here's a riddle:
Pull my finger. The wise old man said: 2the9 look like camel. | |
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Another riddle...
You have a 7 Minute egg timer and a 4 minute egg timer. You want to cook an egg for EXACTLY 9 minutes. You have no clocks or watches and are too stupid to count, the power is out so you are cooking on a portable gas stove. How do you cook it for exactly 9 minutes using these 2 timers? Neversin. O(+>NIИ<+)O
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Lleena said: rdhull said: A father and son were driving. They had a bad accident and both had to be taken to the hospital for surgery. When the son was wheeled into the operatig room,the chief surgeon looked at the boy and said "I cant operate on this person. He's my son." How can this be?
the chief surgeon is the boys mother. ha ha...we're all sexist...point taken... | |
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I think the secretary is the girl's Father. | |
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