I know what a weird topic! lol!
ok!

weird by who's standards?

Remember, this is a forum where no one bats an eyelash at threads mixing drag queens and Toyota Camrys.

Imago said:

good point




for me..... it'd be about 2 hours ago.

My last visit to Target. And many times.
I'd blow up an isle and leave.

NastyPig said:

Imago said:

probably a few hours ago.
I'd rather fart in a public space than at home But I do both

Imago said:

that's TAME compared to some of the stuff that's been in here.

Imago said:

yep, my gas comes in sessions.
And it always seems to be while Im shopping at Target.

NastyPig said:

Nasty Pig

It wasn't me!

I don't fart.


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NastyPig said:

I'll never forget that fat bastard who farted on me in the grocery store

ThreadCula said:

I'm sorry Mir, but


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Oh,that man's ass haunts me in a terrible way

peanuts do a number on me but i can't stay away. they are too good.
i bought some last night so it will probably happen sometime today

Does the building elevator count as public? In that case, yesterday.

yesterday at work...

I did it on my postal round last week. A little boy heard me. He said to his mother, ' Mam, that Postmans just farted'.....!!!!!
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ThreadCula said:

its not as bad as when people leave their armpit stench lingering in an isle.

I just farted and I'm on a public forum does it count?

For some reason now, drinking coffee gives me major gas. Which really sucks because I usually drink several cups a day at work. I usually make up some excuse that I need to go get something out of my car, then walk out into the parking lot and explode, then come back into work.

Right now aaaaah what a relief. i just ate unions

@ the responses to this thread.

I farted up at the Christ of the Redeemer statue in Rio during a mass. My friend`s girlfriend was not impressed by my bottom burp!

JDInteractive said:

why did you do that?

ThreadCula said:

I remember that story

I rarely fart in public. I do know that in the 5th grade I sneezed and accidentally farted at the same time in class while everyone was quiet. I was hoping my sneeze covered the loudness of the fart.....it didn't I was an extremely shy child, so I was mortified.

Oh Gawd....I have to share.

My boyfriend, at the time, stayed over and in the middle of the night I let one go. This was no silent fart. It was like KABOOOM. It literally echoed in my room. I thought I was going to die. I know he heard it. I know the neighbors heard it. He just kinda woke up and rolled over. He wasn't fazed. Luckily it was just loud not pungent.

I can't belive I told y'all this.



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