When I was a young kid I had a big red hen as a pet she was so cool

Mach said:

My dad used to breed them...

...unfortunately not for pets

...along with ducks, budgies, Parakeets, geese, rabbits and a turkey Now they were more like pets


Hang on... I've drifted off topic

Steadwood said:

sea salted rabbit

I was to answer yes

until I saw the pic

Mach said:

Mach!

PANDURITO said:

I bet rabbit doesn't mean the same in English as in Spanish

PANDURITO said:

Oh oh

... What does it mean

Steadwood said:

j/k

Steadwood said:

Let's say I'm a male and I couldn't sea salt my rabbit

Mach said:

PANDURITO said:

no you would sea salt your cock




sea salted rabbit

Mach said:

Not in Spanish. If something animal associated it would be polla: young hen (those that still don't lay eggs)

Steadwood said:

Blame Mach

But wait til she finishes sea salting her rabbit

PANDURITO said:

So.... do you have Conaja stew

...(don't blame me ... blame the google translators)

PANDURITO said:

YOU turned this thread into a sex ed class

PANDURITO said:

Steadwood said:

Mach said:

er... I mean ...Conaja....er.... I think

lord don't even get me started. i got this new shampoo that's just
a big pot full of seasalt with a bit of creme to make it sticky.

so basically you're rubbing a great handfull of big salt granules
into your hair.

my mistake was using it in the shower and forgetting i still had
my foreskin pulled back from washing my peñ0r.

so as the water carried the salt down my body....

IstenSzek said:

Mach said:

on the plus side my hair is looking drop dead f*cking gorgeous today

IstenSzek said:

IstenSzek said:

That's what you get for being cheap and trying to wash 2 heads with 1 dose of shampoo

I enjoyed the randomness of this.