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My Guilty Pleasure 
What's Your Guilty-Pleasure Song? At the moment, mine is "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood. Yes, the country-singing American Idol runner-up. I fucking love this cheesy-ass song. It's so much fun to turn it up loud and sing along to the chorus, especially in the car. http://www.youtube.com/wa...56vLzS5i5w Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp and she's probably getting frisky Right now he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey Right now he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all four tires And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats Right now, she's probably up singing some white trash version of Shania karaoke Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a-thinking that he's gonna get lucky, Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all four tires And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats I mighta saved a little trouble for the next girl, Cause the next time that he cheats... Oh, you know it won't be on me! The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said:
What's Your Guilty-Pleasure Song? At the moment, mine is "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood. Yes, the country-singing American Idol runner-up. I fucking love this cheesy-ass song. It's so much fun to turn it up loud and sing along to the chorus, especially in the car. http://www.youtube.com/wa...56vLzS5i5w Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp and she's probably getting frisky Right now he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey Right now he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all four tires And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats Right now, she's probably up singing some white trash version of Shania karaoke Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a-thinking that he's gonna get lucky, Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all four tires And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats I mighta saved a little trouble for the next girl, Cause the next time that he cheats... Oh, you know it won't be on me! 
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Now what's your guilty-pleasure song?  The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Now what's your guilty-pleasure song? Lately... 1 Drink, 2 drinks, 3 drinks, 4. She had eyes that I couldn't ignore. I chatted her up out on the dancefloor. She was out of cigarettes so I walked her to the store. Skirt pulled up pushed against the wall. But she pauses just to take a call. Joanne says "girl what the fuck are you doing? All these boys are gonna be your ruin." Now I can't help but overhear. As I'm kissing from her neck to her ear. "Well if any of them meant it I'd mean it back." - "It never meant anything but a case of the clap." "Girl please I'm over that. Anyways let me call you back." (why?) Cause it's all beginning to sound like a rap. Sometimes it's just one of those nights. Ain't you never had it happen too soon. Then you go home too soon. Go home too soon. You could blame it on the music But it wouldn't be right. Cause I've gotten lucky to some pretty bad tunes. Must be the moon Must be the moon Must be the moon must be the moon must be the... Kissing in the cab on the way back cross the bridge. She said "love is love but a fuck is what it is" "And what's that?" she must have read my mind. She looked in to my eyes and she said "a good time" She kissed me on the stairs and she kissed me on the porch. She kissed me as I fumbled with the key in the front door. 1 time, 2 times, 3 times, 4. But really, who was keeping score. We did it on the bed and we did it on the floor. But I was surprised when I got the cold shoulder (the next morning) She said "you just got me hot, I finished off while you were snoring" Sometimes it's just one of those nights. Ain't you never had it happen too soon. Then you go home too soon. Go home too soon. You could blame it on the music But it wouldn't be right. Cause I've gotten lucky to some pretty bad tunes. must be the moonlight must be the moonlight must be the moonlight [Edited 4/18/07 7:17am] a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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At this point in the game, my pleasures don't know from guilt. | |
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Anx said: At this point in the game, my pleasures don't know from guilt.
Post one of the many cheesy songs you take your dirty, shameless pleasure in, then. The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Anx said: At this point in the game, my pleasures don't know from guilt.
Post one of the many cheesy songs you take your dirty, shameless pleasure in, then. one of the first singles i ever bought with my own money was "you needed me" by anne murray. how bout them cheesy apples? | |
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Anx said: FunkMistress said: Post one of the many cheesy songs you take your dirty, shameless pleasure in, then. one of the first singles i ever bought with my own money was "you needed me" by anne murray. how bout them cheesy apples? Oh. Oh my. The Normal Whores Club | |
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My guilty pleasure song is something I can rarely listen to because it's too vulgar.
Artist: Trina Album: Diamond Princess Title: B R Right feat. Ludacris Nam-yo-ho-rang-yay-kyo [Chorus: repeat 2X] Trina: YO! I want my ass smacked Ludacris: Legs wide Trina: Front back Ludacris: Side to Side Trina: Pussy wet Ludacris: Slip-N-Slide yup everything gonna be alright [Trina] Wait bitch I'ma blow my kisses Get pissed and throw my dishes Yall niggas know just who this is WHOO! WHOO! and the head so vicious With me this shit gone cost You short than thats your loss You know this ass is soft Make a nigga go to breaking off Tell me that you love me baby And get high and fuck me crazy Get a towel and wipe me off You want a bitch with no type of flaws My girls be shopping hard These hoes be buying cars In the club buying bars Nipples hard is a sign of bras All my niggas who getting cheese Throwback and the crispy G's Moet, Cris on freeze laugh at a tab cuz this on me Me and Luda in a cut supreme Doing things just to touch the creme So many names wanna fuck the Queen I live a life like its just a dream UH! [Chorus] [Ludacris] Hit it right behind JUMP! Give me the beat then I'ma make it bump Tell me what you wanna hear damn yes it can Trouble with your man I'ma pop my trunk You aint seen no chicks like mine You aint seen no flips like mine Gonna make you (UGH!) next to the seat buckles in my 659 Tell me that you like it raw Tell me that my dick is WAAH! I might make you famous and buy you watches my Maurice Merquaw Tell me if it's new or old Tell me if its hot or cold Let me know if it's black and bold Say Ludacris 6 million sold See I ain't got no time for games And I ain't got no time for lames How you loving my Southern slang.... OOH-EEH-WATTA-WATTA-BING-BANG So anytime you need me call Winter summer spring or fall It doesn't matter come one come all Either get dropped or drop them drawers [Chorus] [Trina] Diamond - Princess Just mind your business These rumors are senseless Your whispers are endless We living Ghetto fab We spending hella cash This girl is hella bad Your choice is trailor trash Too much taste for whores You saw me grace the Source You watched me work the Vibe Bitches I works for mine One time for these divas Two times for these Visa's Third time I come I'm breezing The ice just keeps on freezing Hold up I'ma keep it going Back to back I'ma keep on blowing Platinum plaques keeping it up Wet Saks keeping it gut Look girl you don't know my angle A hundred thou on a platinum bangle My niggas will slow your roll Pussy power we in control [Chorus] [Trina talking] YO! That's right I'm back again Round 2 motherfuckers that's right I'm talking greasy I'ma arrogant lil' motherfucker huh? That's right I'm rich I'm that bitch (That's right) I'm bout to show ya'll how to pimp this shit I'm fucking niggas in the face The game is mine 2003 fuck that Fuck all ya'll haters fuck all ya'll bitches get a life You got too much times on your hands I want ya'll bitches to get a job Up your game pimp your game up baby It's all about me this time fuck that Fuck a dime I'ma silver dolla- HOLLA! Catch me when I come off tour fuck ya'll I'm out | |
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"Pussy Power!"  The Normal Whores Club | |
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Anx said: FunkMistress said: Post one of the many cheesy songs you take your dirty, shameless pleasure in, then. one of the first singles i ever bought with my own money was "you needed me" by anne murray. how bout them cheesy apples? the first music i ever bought with my very own money was a cassette tape, Randy Travis, Heroes & Friends. 
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SexOnWheels said: Anx said: one of the first singles i ever bought with my own money was "you needed me" by anne murray. how bout them cheesy apples? the first music i ever bought with my very own money was a cassette tape, Randy Travis, Heroes & Friends.
the first ALBUM i got with my own money was donna summer's "on the radio vol. 1 & 2" - between donna and anne murray, i'm sure my mom was getting some inklings about my future.  | |
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Anx said: SexOnWheels said: the first music i ever bought with my very own money was a cassette tape, Randy Travis, Heroes & Friends.
the first ALBUM i got with my own money was donna summer's "on the radio vol. 1 & 2" - between donna and anne murray, i'm sure my mom was getting some inklings about my future.
I thought only middle-aged lesbians listened to Anne Murray. The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Anx said: the first ALBUM i got with my own money was donna summer's "on the radio vol. 1 & 2" - between donna and anne murray, i'm sure my mom was getting some inklings about my future.
I thought only middle-aged lesbians listened to Anne Murray.  have you met anx? | |
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You could really pick any song from their new cd and I wouldn't want to talk about it.
"Dance Floor Anthem" by Good Charlotte She’s going out to forget they were together All that time he was taking her for granted She wants to see if there’s more Than he gave she’s looking for He calls her up He’s trippin’ on the phone Now he doesn’t want her out there and alone Now he knows she’s smiling and Knows she’s using it Now he’s loosing it She don’t care Everybody Put up your hands Say: ”I don’t wanna be in love, I don’t wanna be in love” Feel the beat now If you’ve got nothing left say: ”I don’t wanna be in love, I don’t wanna be in love” Back it up now You’ve got a reason to live say: ”I don’t wanna be in love, I don’t wanna be in love” Feelin’ good now Don’t be afraid to get down say: ”I don’t wanna be in love, I don’t wanna be in love” He was always givin’ her attention Working hard to find the things she mentioned He was dedicated By most sucka’s hated That girl was fine But she didn’t appreciate him She calls him up she’s trippin’ on the phone Now had to get up and he ain’t comin home Now she’s tryin’ to forget him and The salary came with him When he first met her When they first got together Everybody Put up your hands Say: ”I don’t wanna be in love, I don’t wanna be in love” Feel the beat now If you’ve got nothing left say: ”I don’t wanna be in love, I don’t wanna be in love” Back it up now You’ve got a reason to live say: ”I don’t wanna be in love, I don’t wanna be in love” Feelin’ good now Don’t be afraid to get down say: ”I don’t wanna be in love, I don’t wanna be in love” To the beat To the beat To the beat You got nothing to lose, Don’t be afraid to get down We break up it’s something that we do now Everyone has got to do it sometime It’s okay Let it go Get out there and find someone It’s too late to be trippin’ on the phone here Get off the wire Now everything is good here Stop what you’re doin’ You don’t wanna ruin The chance that you got to Find a new one Everybody Put up your hands Say: ”I don’t wanna be in love, I don’t wanna be in love” Feel the beat now If you’ve got nothing left say: ”I don’t wanna be in love, I don’t wanna be in love” Back it up now You’ve got a reason to live say: ”I don’t wanna be in love, I don’t wanna be in love” Feelin’ good now Don’t be afraid to get down say: ”I don’t wanna be in love, I don’t wanna be in love” No No Now you know what to do So come on Feelin’ good [Edited 4/18/07 7:40am] [Edited 4/18/07 7:42am] | |
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FunkMistress said: "Pussy Power!"
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SexOnWheels said: FunkMistress said:
I thought only middle-aged lesbians listened to Anne Murray. have you met anx?not only has she met me, but she's touched my mullet AND used the ladie's room in my RV.  | |
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Anx said: SexOnWheels said: have you met anx?not only has she met me, but she's touched my mullet AND used the ladie's room in my RV. And I scratched the wood floors with my high-heeled boots.  Sorry about that.
I missed the fine print on the potluck invite which clearly stated "Birkenstocks only please." The Normal Whores Club | |
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Okay, this fits perfectly on this thread: I'm still at home recovering, and I just saw a commerial for a hair-metal CD collection called Monsters of Rock..
Warrant, Twisted Sister, Poison, Great White, etc. The announcer seriously said, "It's gonna KICK...YOUR...ASS!" Monsters of Rock!  The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Okay, this fits perfectly on this thread: I'm still at home recovering, and I just saw a commerial for a hair-metal CD collection called Monsters of Rock..
Warrant, Twisted Sister, Poison, Great White, etc. The announcer seriously said, "It's gonna KICK...YOUR...ASS!" Monsters of Rock! i have the monster ballads collection. | |
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FunkMistress said: Okay, this fits perfectly on this thread: I'm still at home recovering, and I just saw a commerial for a hair-metal CD collection called Monsters of Rock..
Warrant, Twisted Sister, Poison, Great White, etc. The announcer seriously said, "It's gonna KICK...YOUR...ASS!" Monsters of Rock!  SexOnWheels said: i have the monster ballads collection.
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FunkMistress said: SexOnWheels said: i have the monster ballads collection.
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Oh my gawd. So many.
To pick one at random: "I Want You", Savage Garden (actually, I can think of three guilty-pleasure Savage Garden songs, but. . . this one is my fav). Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes And I am taken to a place where your crystal mind and Magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spine Sweet like a drink of cherry cola I don't need to try to explain; I just hold on tight And If it happens again, I might move so slightly To the arms and the lips and the face of the human cannonball That I need to, I want to Come Stand a little bit closer Breathe in and get a bit higher You'll never know what hit you When I get to you Ooh, I want you I don't know if I need you But, ooh, I'd die to find out Ooh, I want you I don't know if I need you But, ooh I'd die to find out I'm the kind of person who endorses a deep commitment Getting comfy getting perfect is what I live for But a look, and then a smell of perfume It's like I'm down on the floor And I Don't know what I'm in for Conversation has a time and place In the interaction of a lover and a mate, But the time of talking, using symbols, using words Can be likened to a deep sea diver who is swimming with a raincoat Come stand a little bit closer Breathe in and get a bit higher You'll never know what hit you When I get to you Ooh, I want you I don't know if I need you But, ooh, I'd die to find out Ooh, I want you I don't know if I need you But, ooh I'd die to find out Oooooh yeah, oooh yeah Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes And I am taken to a place where your crystal mind and Magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spine Sweet like a drink of cherry cola I don't need to try to explain; I just hold on tight And If it happens again, I might move so slightly To the arms and the lips and the face of the human cannonball That I need to, I want to Ooh, I want you I don't know if I need you But, ooh, I'd die to find out Ooh, I want you I don't know if I need you But, ooh I'd die to find out So can we find out? oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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You know, that's REALLY tied with Truly, Madly, Deeply. . .
I'll be your dream I'll be your wish I'll be your fantasy I'll be your hope I'll be your love Be everything that you need I'll love you more with every breath Truly, madly, deeply do I will be strong I will be faithful 'cause I'm counting on A new beginning A reason for living A deeper meaning, yeah I wanna stand with you on a mountain I wanna bathe with you in the sea I wanna lay like this forever Until the sky falls down on me And when the stars are shining brightly in the velvet sky, I'll make a wish, send it to heaven then make you want to cry The tears of joy for all the pleasure in the certainty That we're surrounded by the comfort and protection of The highest power In lonely hours the tears devour you I wanna stand with you on a mountain I wanna bathe with you in the sea I wanna lay like this forever Until the sky falls down on me Oh can you see it baby? don't have to close your eyes 'Cause it's standing right before you All that you need will surely come hooohooo ye-eah I'll be your dream I'll be your wish I'll be your fantasy I'll be your hope I'll be your love Be everything that you need I'll love you more with every breath Truly, madly, deeply do mmm, mmm, I wanna stand with you on a mountain I wanna bathe with you in the sea I wanna lay like this forever Until the sky falls down on me I wanna stand with you on a mountain I wanna bathe with you in the sea and I want to live like this forever Until the sky falls down on me hooohoooo hooooo ye-eah  oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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ok, i know those songs by heart too.
what kind of cheesy ass music do i listen to??? | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: You know, that's REALLY tied with Truly, Madly, Deeply. . .
That's just a great effin' song! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: And I am taken to a place where your crystal mind and
Magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spine Sweet like a drink of cherry cola indeed!The Normal Whores Club | |
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