Women are mean!
They praise you on the first date, and then say that they don't think it'll be a good idea to continue.

I just don't get it. If you liked it so much, why would give it up?

Damn, and I spent so much on condoms that now will end up drying by the time I get another sacktime

For your wedding gift.

A package of pins.





You're welcome.

can i get a patch kit with mine?

i'm going to change my name to lemon fresh joy and name my firstborn ALMOND.

Anx said:

Awwww...
And name the second one mounds

ThreadCula said:

she'll go into the military and become a private.

Anx said:

IAmNotSpats said:

Create your inflatable doll out of unused condoms. Two birds with one stone.

2the9s said:

:Thumbsup: You're a genius! Thank you!!

Here's your gift.

2the9s said:

great new avatar though




you still got some!!

not unless I get to you first.... HA!

it's not ALL about sacktime!

Steadwood said:

alter ego of the year

XxAxX said:

plastic sacktime!

XxAxX said:

Female shaped condom

IAmNotSpats said:

this is the single greatest photo I think I've ever seen.

are you SURE you're not spats?

XxAxX said:

Thank you

SexOnWheels said:

Oh I'm sure. I mean, I had sacktime! Come on, Spats doesn't have sacktime, he only dreams about it

jerseykrs said:

And only the names on the shirts were photoshopped. I was browsing through old photos of mine and it just screamed 2the9s & Lleena.
Even though it was the most easy editing I've done, it's one of the works I'm most proud of.

Steadwood said:

naughty!

XxAxX said:

er... ahem... I mean..

Steadwood said:

i mean, not that i know anything much about troll sex

XxAxX said:

Oh.... You really must read "PlayTroll"

...Not that I do of course

Steadwood said:

playtroll