A mother and her 5-year-old son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the stewardess.

So the boy walks to the galley and asks the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy said, "Yes, she did."



"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you."

I'm flying southwest today!

oh damn

Southwest?

NWA (Northwest) for life... straight outta Minneapolis!

matt said:

Oh my God, Matt. I only fly SW because it's so dirt cheap. I have to fly them three times in three weeks starting next Thursday. They're like the K-Mart of airlines.


And your orgNote is coming !!!

INSATIABLE said:

I like them cuase they almost always get to your destination on time.

Though when they permitted online checkin it ellimated some of the preasure to get to the Airport on time, cuase if you're not going to get an "A" boarding pass if you don't have Internet Access, then why bother even trying?

INSATIABLE said:

Granted, this was when the airline industry was still recovering from 9/11, but I used to fly NWA between Indianapolis and Seattle about every other weekend for $220, including all taxes -- in First Class.

Unfortunately, they revoked my Elite status two months ago.



Can't wait to read it.

Hahaha!!!!

Too bad I've already booked a flight with a different airline.

sags2low said:

The lack of preassigned seating and the A/B/C boarding system is a large reason why I won't fly Southwest. I've read too many stories about people getting a "C" boarding card and getting the evil eye from already-seated passengers who didn't want anyone in the middle seat next to them.

i love that joke

matt said:

thats why you check in online...you can do it 24 hours in advance...and i always get a.

matt said:

Matt, I thought I was gonna die when I saw your NWA Whore Card in that Coach thing around your neck.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

OH MY GOD I JUST FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR LAUGHING!!!!!

oldpurple said:

Bravo, you just earned a free bootleg of your choice.

mostbeautifulgrlntheworld said:

Psst. . .did you know that we have an emoticon for exactly that?

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Oh yeah its But you don't see me carring some wanna be black card around my neck in a coach lanyard.

mostbeautifulgrlntheworld said:

It's unbelievable.

I hope you make fun of him for it when he wears it.

mostbeautifulgrlntheworld said:

Erm... as I recall, you carry one too. (Didn't we just go shopping?) And who got you that card?

matt said:

well yes you did get it for me, but atleast I have the decence (sp?) to carry it my wallet on not on a coach laynard.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

He carries it now in his Louis Vuitton passport holder

mostbeautifulgrlntheworld said:

Of course he is.

mostbeautifulgrlntheworld said:

Yeah, the lanyard was the funny part. The NWA Whore and faux Black card aspects were just bonuses.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

It made for good entertainment.

nice joke.

considering that my last flight was 2 yrs ago... my fave airline is Virgin Airlines. everyone is so nice. and when I was little, my family flew Al'Italia (sp?) all the time.