cborgman said:

Gilda was the greatest of them all.

Note to self - Gilda 'Stretch Marks' skit...possibly the funniest ever!




RIP Gilda!!!

VANITYSprisonBYTCH said:

i forgot rachel dratch

john goodman as linda tripp

Velvet Jones's book "How To Be A Ho."

Anx said:

"I'll take The Rapist for 800, Alex"

"'Therapists'. It's 'therapists'.

JustErin said:

"I'll take Whore Semen for 500, Alex"

"That's HORSEMEN."

"No, Alex! WHORE - like your mother - SEMEN!"

star wars auditions with kevin spacey doing matthau, lemmon and walken

Anx said:

I'll take The Penis Mightier"

Genesia said:

Hahahahhaha!!

"So you wanna be a ho?"


M

NDRU said:

To both of these:

Anx said:

Another good one.

VANITYSprisonBYTCH said:

Tom Hanks as the midde eastern game show host. Sort of a precursor to Borat.

"Yes, you take the prize now, we go disco! Disco!"

Winona Ryder, as Bjork, on "Celebrity Jeopardy":

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z-gYNZpDTvM

MMMM...BAAALLLLLSSSSS



PEACE

Many of my choices have already been mentioned, but here are some more:

Goth Talk
"The Denise Show"
The Continental
Land Shark
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WillyWonka said:

I never cared for "The Continental", but love the others on your list!

recently it was the jake jallynhal (sp) spoof of I'm Telling You

Dana Carvey as the Church lady with Sean Penn and Madonna, and he's describing Madonna's titillating body and Sean hauls off and punches "her".

William Shantner at the Star Trek convention telling techies to "move out of the basement, get a life"
[Edited 4/16/07 14:31pm]

NWF said:

he cracked me up as "mr. short term memory", too.

Anx said:

"Dog Show" - "Maybe I do, and maybe I do!"

"I'm Brian Fellows!!!"

"Attitudes" - "Rainbow Head's goin' to heaven!" And John Malkovich making driftwood animals, and Geena Davis finding vintage crap in thrift stores.

Anx, you are my HERO!!!

Anx said:

"You're not mad at him, you're just pointing at him - 'hey, you - I know you, I know you'."

And

"We could use the time. I'm not that strong a swimmer."

The Gap Girls with Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, and David Spade.

The original skit with Sara Gilbert and Rob Schneider as the Donut girls.

James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub Party (Eddie Murphy) (ALL TIME FAVE!!)

Kill My Landlord (Eddie Murphy)

Kill De White People (but buy my record first) - Eddie Murphy

"IIIII'm 50! 50 years old! & I can KICK!"

Brian Fellows

Will Farrell/Anna Gasteyer (sp?) old couple singing sketch (!!!)

Will Farrell/Rachel Dratch "lovah" sketch (first one)

The Barry Gibb Talk Show (first one)

"Simma down nah!"

Debbie Downer

Mary Catherine Gallager

Schweaty Balls

Jimmy Fallon/Rachel Dratch - Boston teen couple "You ahhhhh!"

the Narnia short film

Dick in a Box




TOO MUCH STUFF! I've watched since I was 11 or so

And I'm GLAD to know there's a "best of" for Cheri O'terri (sp?) b/c I have NEVER seen a best of dedicated to a female member of SNL (except maybe Gilda). Never seen one on the air anyway, & there've been some fantastic females on the show

I can't remember the name of the character or who played him, but back in the mid 80's there was a swami type character who spoke with an East Indian accent.

He once said when he first came to America, immigration asked him to describe his mother's tongue(language), and he told them it was pink and around 13 inches long.

He also asked if anyone remembered Gloria Gaynor who sang "I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give, I will survive, I will survive".....What ever happened to her?

And of course there was the episode where they had Stevie Wonder taking pictures of a tennis match.

The Chris Farley skit with Paul McCartney. Hilarious! And I love the one with Patrick Swayze too.

Anything with Chris Rock and John Belushi!!

Some of the Mike Myers skits were hilarious too.

Tons of fun stuff on that show over the years.
[Edited 4/17/07 7:44am]

i loved when gilda radner did her patti smith impersonation. i still have no idea what that was all about, but it was cool as hell.