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reneGade20 said: So I'm talking to my wife on the phone last night and she's upset because my son lost his damned mind....got into a tiff with his sister over the phone and started SCREAMING and YELLING at the top of his lungs, in front of an open window overlooking our neighborhood (we live on a military base, so the neighbors are quick to call the MPs)...when my wife went to correct him, he, being the soon to be 16 year old that he is, decided the best course of action was to completely disrespect his mother....he yelled at her and did that stupid little sneer thing that all the Grillz'd up rappers do....it was all that she could do not to kill him....and when she told me, I wanted to jump thru the phone and beat him to a bloody pulp.....
I agree with Bill Cosby on this one....I love both of my kids to death, but they are hopelessly brain damaged....so I don't feel too badly when they make me want to end their visit on Earth.....  
I thank GOD I'm not the only one that feels this way. 
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jerseykrs said:
I thank GOD I'm not the only one that feels this way.
I don't think I've ever said thank you to you either. Thank you.   He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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SexOnWheels said: or how about "worst beating i ever got, my mom said 'i am sick-' and i said 'and tired'"
my favorite bit from the whole show, though, has got to be when he goes to the dentist.....He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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reneGade20 said: SexOnWheels said: or how about "worst beating i ever got, my mom said 'i am sick-' and i said 'and tired'"
my favorite bit from the whole show, though, has got to be when he goes to the dentist.....omg, i have GOT to listen to that again!! i also love the bit where he describes his wife's conniption fit.... or when he's talking about her in labor, "she proceeded to stand up IN the stirrups and inform everyone in the hospital room that my parents were never married." i was a kid when i first heard it, and didn't realize what he meant til years later! | |
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jerseykrs said: look, I love my children. I do.
That being said, sometimes, I literally CAN NOT STAND THEM. My son does things that basically scream "Please father, beat me?" 
Anyone else ever feel like this? That's your kids JOB. It's a test. | |
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