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Frozen Beer Whilst searching in my garage freezer I discovered a marvelous artifact...
FOSTERS... frozen can of beer. I have now entered the relm of archelogy... Here in the frozen tundra of my freezer lays a perfectly perserved specimen. No doubt seperated from his comrads one lazy sunday only to be consumed with layers of snow peas, ice pops, and many slabs of meat. Eons later this lifeless can lay in waiting to again be freed from his icy grave. I the dedicated archelogist, exhume the can and carefully begin the process some would akin to Dr. Frakenstein. Several hours later the lifeless can is taken to my back yard where i can further inspect it. ALAS, with a pull of the tab the FOSTERS awakens..!! showering me with his excitement...!! Hooray...!! best fuckin cold beer i ever had... | |
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"mmm...frozen beer..." | |
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more like a slush puppie beer right now... | |
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I always stick my beer in the freezer for an hour or so before I drink it. Sometimes there's little chunks of ice, but they are sooo cold and sooo good. It's worth it!
Enjoy your Fosters! | |
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I'm surprised it lasted so long with out exploding. mmm beer slushy! enjoy. "not a fan"  yeah...ok | |
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Real women don't drink beer.  -------------------------------------------------
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Be glad bkw isn't around. That'd of never had the chance to become frozen. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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mmm..i love beer when it's nearly frozen..so cold and tasteful...anyone here ever had any Duff beer? _______________________________________________________________________________________ You can hate me for who I am, cuz I won't be something that i'm not. | |
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I'm havin a St. Pauli Girl right now:) It's not frozen, but it's nice n cold...yummy:) She stole my medallion n she called me a BITCH!!! | |
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Ever try frozen cheese??? Mmmm. My DC Direct wishlist: 1) Bane, 2) Prof Zoom, 3) Superman Blue, 4) Kilowag, 5) Parasite | |
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feltbluish said: Real women don't drink beer.
Quite the opposite actually. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Be glad bkw isn't around. That'd of never had the chance to become frozen.
I'd just put a stick in it and lick it like a popsicle.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Be glad bkw isn't around. That'd of never had the chance to become frozen.
I'd just put a stick in it and lick it like a popsicle.  Doesn't surprise me.
Sounds about like my brother. Then, he used to have fits on nights when Stone Cold would drive out the beer truck on WWF and spray people in the ring down with it, hosed 'em down with budweiser. Sean thought that was a terrible waste of good beer. He also used to wonder why the fellows in the ring would run for it. He'd say, "Hell, I'd be standing there with my mouth wide open!" ... -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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feltbluish said: Real women don't drink beer.
Blow me! | |
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CarrieLee said: feltbluish said: Real women don't drink beer.
Blow me! honey only Real Men know how to blow right.. make sure u give the job to a able fellow.. | |
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