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Needed: A Preacher 2 Wed funkbible and nep2nes My fiance' and I r in search of some1 who will create a thread 2morrow and begin to preside over our wedding ceremony.
Applicants may orgnote me or funkbible in advance. We'll both decide who will get 2 run this incredibly profound and spectacular event. B there at 2:30 eastern Time 2morrow!! And now, the announcements u've all been waiting 4: groomsmen: mediadarling goldiesparade moonbeam *matt (lovemachine has just informed me he will b out of town) christopher best man: this is up 2 funkbible, ask him about it! bridesmaids: vampy Peach vinablue bellebeyond sexlovely's feminine side maid of honor: PlastikLuvAffair flowergirl: POOK Note 2 POOK- Ur supposed 2 throw flowers down the aisle--NOT poo! Remember the talk we had! . [This message was edited Tue Sep 17 10:51:41 PDT 2002 by Nep2nes] | |
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what color are the maid's dresses? | |
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What can I do, what can I do? Can I cut the cake? Can I make a speech? I like making speeches, and I also like cake.
Maybe I'll be the one to speak up when they ask if anyone knows of a reason why the couple should not be married... I will reveal the truth behind the wedding - that Nep2nes was made cyberpregnant with a cyberfoetus while she was cybersexing on the Org chatroom! I can also exclusively reveal the TRUE identity of the cyberfather (and it wasn't Funkbible, sorry man... well we need a DNA test to be sure) | |
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Who's gong to cater the reception? Is Billy invited? Where is the honeymoon? Who will carry who over the threshold? Any Pre-nup signing going on?
So many questions, so little time. Life my azz muthafucka, dis is a bitness!!
I love Gravy, I love Titties. I love Gravy Dipped Titties. | |
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billysparxxx said: Who's gong to cater the reception? Is Billy invited? Where is the honeymoon? Who will carry who over the threshold? Any Pre-nup signing going on?
So many questions, so little time. Billy please do us the honor of preparing ur hot sauce! The honeymoon is in...erm..I 4get, ask funkbible! I aint carrying his heavy ass over the threshold...who do u think I am? P.S. We dont need a pre-nup...u act like this is Prince gettin' married! | |
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PlastikLuvAffair said: what color are the maid's dresses?
They r not dresses, they r pleather catsuits. Jet black, 2 b specific. We will have 2 fit u 4 ur lace masks 2morrow... | |
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What an honor!!
I can't wait!!! Pleather catsuits and lace masks? KICK ASS!!! [This message was edited Tue Sep 17 10:43:45 PDT 2002 by VinaBlue] | |
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I thought Mediadarling was a girl? Why is she under groomsmen? | |
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CarrieLee said: I thought Mediadarling was a girl? Why is she under groomsmen?
Carrie, u've already orgnoted me, whats the point of posting this? | |
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I would have to get my old purple slacks ironed then. Which one makes the speech? http://www.goldiesparade.co.uk/ - Prince discography, tour history, news and more. | |
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Nep2nes said: PlastikLuvAffair said: what color are the maid's dresses?
They r not dresses, they r pleather catsuits. Jet black, 2 b specific. We will have 2 fit u 4 ur lace masks 2morrow... ooh... | |
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Nep2nes said: CarrieLee said: I thought Mediadarling was a girl? Why is she under groomsmen?
Carrie, u've already orgnoted me, whats the point of posting this? To make you angry! | |
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Nep2nes said: CarrieLee said: I thought Mediadarling was a girl? Why is she under groomsmen?
Carrie, u've already orgnoted me, whats the point of posting this? Yes Carrie, your so stupid. Goldie - Always the groomsman, never the groom. http://www.goldiesparade.co.uk/ - Prince discography, tour history, news and more. | |
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GoldiesParade said: Yes Carrie, your so stupid. Goldie - Always the groomsman, never the groom. I'll get you Goldie! oops... [This message was edited Tue Sep 17 10:57:33 PDT 2002 by CarrieLee] | |
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CarrieLee said: GoldiesParade said: Yes Carrie, your so stupid. Goldie - Always the groomsman, never the groom. I'll get you Goldie! oops... [This message was edited Tue Sep 17 10:57:33 PDT 2002 by CarrieLee] CarrieLee's orgnote: :Use the edit function bitch!" Im sorry, r u bitter cuz u werent included? | |
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Nep2nes said: CarrieLee's orgnote: :Use the edit function bitch!" Im sorry, r u bitter cuz u werent included? Don't flatter yourself Neptoones. I just wanted to get away with calling you a bitch and not have to listen to you whine later!! | |
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I bet this had to be a shotgun wedding ...tsk tsk. "Climb in my fur." | |
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Carrie will burn down Nep's wedding instead of a highschool this time!!! Muahahahahahahahahaha | |
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CarrieLee said: I thought Mediadarling was a girl? Why is she under groomsmen?
I might look good in a tux, but yes, I'd prefer the traditional role of my gender as a bridesmaid. | |
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Ohh, thank u Neps! Bridesmaid...what an honour I guess u owe me anyway, for coming on to me that day u know, in the old org...or was it me coming on to u? Ah well...anyways, congrats 2 u 2! Always good to see some real weddings nowadays.
Now there must be...a fiest! | |
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Peach said: Ohh, thank u Neps! Bridesmaid...what an honour I guess u owe me anyway, for coming on to me that day u know, in the old org...or was it me coming on to u? Ah well...anyways, congrats 2 u 2! Always good to see some real weddings nowadays.
Now there must be...a fiest! | |
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We coulda made it Nep - Me and U. You hurt me girl, but Ill be there at your wedding. http://www.goldiesparade.co.uk/ - Prince discography, tour history, news and more. | |
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What color tux do I get to wear? | |
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Gnammete all,
Nep what honor!! im very much i didnt believe u choose me as bridesmaids!! U so kind im blushin... (L) :LOVE: :LOVE: :LOVE: VAMPY | |
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present!
. . [This message was edited Tue Sep 17 20:12:33 PDT 2002 by Christopher] | |
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Wow it looks like there is gonna be a party!!! And to think that I was going to sit at home and watch a rerun of That 70`s Show (Laura Prepon is wayyy hot!!!). So tonite must be the Bachelor party; right??? All the cute ladies on the org Email me a JPEG of your (oYo) `s. I need the encouragement.
PS. Ian if you do attend then please try not to censor anyone!!! Nep2nes (oYo) `s My DC Direct wishlist: 1) Bane, 2) Prof Zoom, 3) Superman Blue, 4) Kilowag, 5) Parasite | |
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funkbible said: Wow it looks like there is gonna be a party!!! And to think that I was going to sit at home and watch a rerun of That 70`s Show (Laura Prepon is wayyy hot!!!). So tonite must be the Bachelor party; right??? All the cute ladies on the org Email me a JPEG of your (oYo) `s. I need the encouragement.
PS. Ian if you do attend then please try not to censor anyone!!! Nep2nes (oYo) `s | |
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funkbible said: [b] Im not having a bachelor party because Im 2 cool 4 that!
So darling have u made a decision about ur best man? Enquiring minds want 2 know! U must also remind us all of where the honeymoon is going 2 b. | |
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Nep2nes said: U must also remind us all of where the honeymoon is going 2 b.
AUSTRALIA of course ... and bring that gorgeous groomsman with you... Moonbeam.. I think that's his name --ยปYou're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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You guys dont need a preacher, you need a witch doctor. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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