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Woman: Bowel Caused Alleged Shoplifting By Associated Press
Mon Apr 16, 6:14 PM CAPE CORAL, Fla. - A woman arrested for shoplifting has blamed the crime on irritable bowel syndrome, authorities said. Helen Gallo, 61, of Clearwater was arrested Sunday after allegedly shoplifting from a Cape Coral grocery store, The Daily Breeze of Cape Coral reported. Gallo reportedly told authorities that she could not wait in line because she has irritable bowl syndrome, according to the newspaper. Gallo was charged with petit larceny and released Sunday from the Lee County jail on $500 bond. Gallo did not answer a telephone call placed to her home by The Associated Press. It was not known if she had an attorney.  | |
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moderatorfunkpill said: Gallo did not answer a telephone call placed to her home by The Associated Press.
She was taking a dump  | |
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well, when you gotta go you gotta go!  | |
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That's why they say "don't hold it in". look what happened! There's a limit to how much time you can hold it in.
But, if she couldn't wait anymore, she should have just left cash on the counter on her way out. | |
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