if you fart and then someone happens to walk into the mustard gas cloud you just let loose...should you:

a. play it cool and hope the other person won't smell it

b. move slightly away from the contaminated area as not to be accused of the crime

c. accuse the other person of busting their ass

I don't know. It just shouldn't happen in the chat room.

I pick.....

b. move slightly away from the contaminated area as not to be accused of the crime

I go with A.

luv4u said:

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

Fury said:

suffer the person walking into my cloud

Not say anything, but make a mental note to avoid the person for the rest of my life

here is what you do, you ask that person if they can smell petrol

"excuse me, but I appear to have shit my pants. Sorry"

you can say it is going to rain soon because just before you heard thunder

d. Look around and say "I think there's a dead mouse in here somewhere!"

Once I was in a car with my cousin and her boyfriend, I let off a real silent but deadly. Luckily we were passing through the country and they both thought it was the horse manure from outside.

Oh god one time in Canada it was effing freezing and me and 3 mates were getting a lift from someone we had met like 3 hrs prior....i got stuck in the front of the car and i hear one of the mother fuckers in the back drop one.....

then i hear the giggling and nobody rolled down the window!

Fuckers let me sit there in the funk trying not to laugh and hold down a convo while the driver politely ignored it

i say A.

if you mention it or move you've just fallen into the you-smelt-it-you-delt-it rule