dear parents of small children,

i'm sure that you think everything little bobby or brtittany does is adorable, but they are getting on my nerves. while it might be fine in your own home to have them run around, scream and jump on things, it's not cute in public. it makes you look like a parent who has no control.
thanks,
stranger who is annoyed by unruly kids

Santa honey, I wanna yacht
And really that's not a lot
I've been an angel all year

Dear Mother Nature,
Why must you be so cruel? I do my best to keep the environment lovely and nice. I reduce, reuse and recycle. I use environmentally friendly cleaning products that cost me a little bit more. So, I make personal sacrifices for you regularly. Do you have to pelt me with still more snow today? It's April. There are supposed to be April showers, not April snow storms.
If you could see your way clear to bringing the sun out, I'll even plant a tree on arbor day.
Yours,
Carrie

Dear Everyone Who Gets On My Nerves,

OKAY. YOU WIN.

Is that what you wanted to hear? There ya go.

NOW FUCKING STOP IT.

Love,
Anxy

Anx said:

Fury said:

can i just sign under your name instead of writing my own? i can't stand bad parenting.

Anx said:

a fucking men

Anx said:

Can I call you Anxy Panxy?

cborgman said:

P.S.: Parents who raise their children without giving them any kind of borders, limits or etiquette usually end up raising future serial murderers and drug addicts. Have fun with that!

cborgman said:

Can we also add a P.S. telling them that children in those shoe-skate thingys to keep out of the public with them? They are dangerous not only for the children but for the innocent people they are 'skating' around.

I absolutely ABHOR those things....

I see a kid on them and I want to strangle them...and their parents.

SureThing said:

Pudding and Pie??

dear nextel/sprint boost user,

stop fucking using your walkie talkie feature when you're not alone. if i wanted to know all about your life, i'd just ask you instead of having to hear all about it on a speakerphone.
thanks,
the person 5 feet from you

CarrieMpls said:

Anx said:

So your like.....mad, and stuff?

Anx said:

cubic61052 said:

not a fan of those either.

Fury said:

i don't even understand the point of using a cell phone as a walkie-talkie. it's a CELL PHONE! that means you cna call the person and use it just like a walkie-talkie, except the rest of us don't have to listen to your conversation, AND you can both talk at the same time.

why embrace an out-dated lesser version of the technology when the item you are using to do so is a much more advanced version of the technology.

it would be like me getting a plug in for my cell that has a handset and a rotary dialer and walking around using it.
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