Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this post - just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.



1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.


2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.


3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.


4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.


5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.


6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.


7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.


8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.


Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Yeah, I just thought I'd share this with you. I wish I could take credit for actually writing it... (someone sent it to me) but, it's hella funny!

@ #1.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

June7 said:

so true

REDFEATHERS said:

OMG, this thread is far far more offensive than my beer enema thread!