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Printablejerseykrs said: FunkMistress said: I know this is torture for you honey. 
  Don't be funny! 
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FunkMistress said: jerseykrs said: Don't be funny!
Don't you just wish you could emoticon your laughs?
OMG!!!! NIGHTMARE ALERT! 
The second day after my surgery I was in bed and got the hiccups and they lasted for 5 goddamned hours! At the end of that I was literally in tears losing my mind crying asking why that was happening. Of all times to have the hiccups, 2 days after this surgery was not the time!  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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FunkMistress said: jerseykrs said: Don't be funny!
way to kick me to the curb and jump on the org. 
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jerseykrs said: FunkMistress said: Don't be funny!
way to kick me to the curb and jump on the org.
we're SO cyber fighting yo. It's the pills, baby, I know not what I do. The Normal Whores Club | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: FunkMistress said: Aw, thanks everyone
I'm home now and all Perc'd up! 
Richard's right, this shit fucking sucks. OOH!!! Did they use tape on you?! I went in to have the stitches removed and when they ripped the tape off, yes they ripped it  .... when they ripped the tape off there were no stiches  They sealed it up with that super sticky tape and you can see how the scar healed. Beautifully  No, I'm stitched. The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: OOH!!! Did they use tape on you?! I went in to have the stitches removed and when they ripped the tape off, yes they ripped it .... when they ripped the tape off there were no stiches They sealed it up with that super sticky tape and you can see how the scar healed. Beautifully No, I'm stitched. Wow! I thought you lived in a civilized society! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: FunkMistress said: No, I'm stitched. Wow! I thought you lived in a civilized society! Fuckers! They also wouldn't give me cheese grits for breakfast. I had to eat oatmeal like an animal.The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Wow! I thought you lived in a civilized society! Fuckers! They also wouldn't give me cheese grits for breakfast. I had to eat oatmeal like an animal. OK, I hadn't eaten for 3 days before I went in for surgery and it was another 2 before I started to eat again and they gave me chicken broth and jello which combined into a Hiroshima like gas bomb when I ate them The pain of the gas was actually worse than the surgery itself! I was laying there in agony because I could not push to fart because it hurt so bad and I looked down and saw this rope like vein popping up on my lower belly by my left hip bone. It reminded me of the exorcist where her skin raises on her stomach and it spells "help me"
So I pushed it and guess what happened? I farted!  I discovered I have a fart button 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: FunkMistress said: Fuckers! They also wouldn't give me cheese grits for breakfast. I had to eat oatmeal like an animal. OK, I hadn't eaten for 3 days before I went in for surgery and it was another 2 before I started to eat again and they gave me chicken broth and jello which combined into a Hiroshima like gas bomb when I ate them The pain of the gas was actually worse than the surgery itself! I was laying there in agony because I could not push to fart because it hurt so bad and I looked down and saw this rope like vein popping up on my lower belly by my left hip bone. It reminded me of the exorcist where her skin raises on her stomach and it spells "help me"
So I pushed it and guess what happened? I farted! I discovered I have a fart button Now, if you could only find your come button, you'd be all set. No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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littlemissG said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: OK, I hadn't eaten for 3 days before I went in for surgery and it was another 2 before I started to eat again and they gave me chicken broth and jello which combined into a Hiroshima like gas bomb when I ate them The pain of the gas was actually worse than the surgery itself! I was laying there in agony because I could not push to fart because it hurt so bad and I looked down and saw this rope like vein popping up on my lower belly by my left hip bone. It reminded me of the exorcist where her skin raises on her stomach and it spells "help me"
So I pushed it and guess what happened? I farted! I discovered I have a fart button Now, if you could only find your come button, you'd be all set. Um, found that at 14! Didn't find my fart button til 31
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: FunkMistress said: Fuckers! They also wouldn't give me cheese grits for breakfast. I had to eat oatmeal like an animal. OK, I hadn't eaten for 3 days before I went in for surgery and it was another 2 before I started to eat again and they gave me chicken broth and jello which combined into a Hiroshima like gas bomb when I ate them The pain of the gas was actually worse than the surgery itself! I was laying there in agony because I could not push to fart because it hurt so bad and I looked down and saw this rope like vein popping up on my lower belly by my left hip bone. It reminded me of the exorcist where her skin raises on her stomach and it spells "help me"
So I pushed it and guess what happened? I farted! I discovered I have a fart button
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: FunkMistress said: Fuckers! They also wouldn't give me cheese grits for breakfast. I had to eat oatmeal like an animal. OK, I hadn't eaten for 3 days before I went in for surgery and it was another 2 before I started to eat again and they gave me chicken broth and jello which combined into a Hiroshima like gas bomb when I ate them The pain of the gas was actually worse than the surgery itself! I was laying there in agony because I could not push to fart because it hurt so bad and I looked down and saw this rope like vein popping up on my lower belly by my left hip bone. It reminded me of the exorcist where her skin raises on her stomach and it spells "help me"
So I pushed it and guess what happened? I farted! I discovered I have a fart button  button
oh god stop, you are hurting her and I can't breathe... 
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FunkMistress said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: OK, I hadn't eaten for 3 days before I went in for surgery and it was another 2 before I started to eat again and they gave me chicken broth and jello which combined into a Hiroshima like gas bomb when I ate them The pain of the gas was actually worse than the surgery itself! I was laying there in agony because I could not push to fart because it hurt so bad and I looked down and saw this rope like vein popping up on my lower belly by my left hip bone. It reminded me of the exorcist where her skin raises on her stomach and it spells "help me"
So I pushed it and guess what happened? I farted! I discovered I have a fart button
Stop making me laugh!!!  Sorry! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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