So anyways, I sit on the IT department floor of my building and it's a bit strange anyways. But I've totally slipped into the Twilight Zone this week.

About a week ago, my friend Colleen came over to my desk and asked me if I could write her a fake story (1000 words or less) about why she needed a boob enhancement so she could attempt and win a contest at some radio station.

And during the conversation my eczema came up (as it normally does during my conversation these days), and she totallly flipped out and became a different person at that point. She stopped talking in rambling, casual sentences, and started talking in direct, diliberate, forceful sentences about the benefits of LIMU Juice and it's active ingrediant, FUCOIDAN.
I swear to god, it was like a seaweed induced Jeckyle-vs-Hyde situation.

Anyways, she set me up to talk to her friend Bill who swears by the stuff. Then Bill totally tripped me out cuase he was giving me this weird ass sales pitch. And trying to convince me that buying a 3 month supply of Limu Juic (300 bucks folks) will solve my eczema, any acne, and internal problems if I had them. This conversation lasted an agonizing 30 minutes, the entire time I felt as if I was watching a very very disturbing Set-it and Forget-it rotisery cooker commercial.


So today, I'm sitting here working on my projects, and my friend Joe, whose this really suave Latino playboy who is a hit with the ladies and totally "street" in a grownup kind of way, stopped by my desk.
Thinking that he wanted to discuss a few projects with me, I looked up and asked him how he was doing.

He then launched into a whole conversatin about how Fucoidian and Limu juice changed his life and health and solved his sleep disorder, etc. etc. I swear to god, I thought I was hearing someone witness the Holy Spirit.

Did
Not
Read
Thread


But I like pommegranite.

fuicoidan sounds a little close to f___ you, dan.

They're putting you on.

CarrieMpls said:

SureThing said:

sounds like some serious pod people nonsense going on. wasn't amway kind of a cult in the 70s?

CarrieMpls said:

Here, I have something for you

Imago said:

so how does it taste then?

IrresistibleB1tch said:

I never asked


It looks like SOBE Orange/Carrot juice.

Imago said:

don't even front, Dan -- you ordered 6 months worth and signed up to be a distributor, didn't you?

IrresistibleB1tch said:

I could start a bar and sell Limu Juice Magaritas.

Imago said:

In Peru!!!

SureThing said:

That makes no sense!

Woman, you're posting just to post again!

Imago said:

Limu Peru.

SureThing said:

Oh. I don't about that smart geography stuff.

Imago said:

I think thats where the juice comes from retard.

SureThing said:

No. It comes from some type of brown seaweed from Fiji or some shit.

Imago said:

Well, is Fiji near Peru???

Maybe thats what Limu Peru is named after.

Imago said:

make that a grande, top shelf, no salt.

SureThing said:

You the upper hand until that question.

I know people (that aren't trying to sell it) that SWEAR by it. I'm way too skeptical to try it, but from what I hear its the real deal.

jerseykrs said:

We'll need to talk on the phone about this Chris.

I need to hear the nuances of the tone of your voice when you talk about LIMU. I'm sorry for being untrusting, but I need to know you're not one of them .

Is LIMU Juice like Tahitian Noni Juice?

I had a work colleague approach me about buying some Noni Juice....I'm skeptical, too....

Imago said:

Oh good grief.

cubic61052 said:

Is that the stuff that makes your balls hang lower?

Imago said:

oh yea, thats that stuff I always see at flea markets and the outdoor Mexican Markets.

Imago said:

its good for stopping the shits after an all day/night binge of shooting/snorting heroin.
so i hear.

Ribbed4UrPleasure said:

That's fine, but does it make your balls hang lower?

SureThing said:

That's Lima!

But drinking Limu in Lima sounds great!