Do you feel that all great artists suffer from some form of depression and that the pain of their experience helps them to create beauty?

Do you find that you can hear more sounds of animal passion during sex now that you have had your surgery?

IceNine said:

It's a big myth. There are great artists who weren't miserable. I hate their guts and hope something happens to them soon.

AzureStar said:

I don't think so. I can't wear this device if I sweat, so that pretty much rules out using it during sex.

Aerogram said:

You must really rock the house... have your neighbors ever called the police on you, saying that it sounded like someone was being killed next door?

That has happened to me a few times...

Sunny or Overcast?
Rain or Snow?
Taco or Pizza?
Grass or Sand?
Handsome or Horny?
Movie or Theater?
Cigarette or Cuddle?
Breakfast or Lunch?
Reading or Sex?
Coffee or Tea?
Buff or Supple?
Big or Small?
Smart or Brilliant?

IceNine said:

One of my neighbor is deaf and the other one is an auditory voyeur. Life is good.

]Sunny or Overcast? Sunny
Rain or Snow? Rain.
Taco or Pizza? Taco
Grass or Sand? Sand
Handsome or Horny? Horny
Movie or Theater? Movie
Cigarette or Cuddle? Cigarette.
Breakfast or Lunch? Breakfast
Reading or Sex? Sex..and if not, reading about it.
Coffee or Tea? Coffee
Buff or Supple? Buff going on supple.
Big or Small? Big
Smart or Brilliant? Smart

There has been a lot of speculation about your actually being Pook... is there any truth to this rumor?

IceNine said:

Sad but true. I bet he's a pedophile cuz he always had to say "I'm not Steven! I'm Stephen!" and endure the sighs of disappointment.

IceNine said:

This one I deeply resent. It's sad that people have nothing better to do with their time than speculate about me being a monkey. I think it's pretty obvious that if wanted to masquerade under an animal identity, I'd choose a rhino or a horse.

Choose a writer:

Franz Kafka
Paul Bowles

Okay... here is the big question:

If Ed McMahon knocked on your door and gave you a check for $100,000,000, what would you do with the money?

If you were Santa Claus, what would each of these orgers get for x-mas:

BattierBeMyDaddy
Ian
Nep2nes
GooeyTheHamster
Xenon
BKW
SubbyDubby
AnotherLoverHolenYoHead
Aaron

IceNine said:

Kafka

IceNine said:

I'd keep about 30 million to myself and my family and anonymously set up a foundation to benefit AIDS-stricken Africans.

If you lived in Bikini Bottom, who would you be:

SpongeBob
Gary
Squidward
Patrick
Sandy
Larry
Plankton
Mr. Crabs

Aerogram said:

:O

One of my favorite orgers If it wasn't for the fact that we are so far away I'd definitely be up for...

IceNine said:

BattierBeMyDaddy - Dinner and a movie with Battier
Ian - A bunch of Laserlocks.
Nep2nes - Special braces that respond to a remote control I would keep.
GooeyTheHamster - One of those nice Hamster villas
Xenon - That UPS doll.
BKW - A wearable peeing toilet so he doesn't have to go to the loo so often after all the
SubbyDubby - Dinner and a movie with MJ (I can probably afford him now).
AnotherLoverHolenYoHead - A gold cork for that hole in the head.
Aaron - an armor-plated, uncancellable account.

IceNine said:

Normally, I would never say SpongeBob, because that's WB's fave and all that.. but I don't see him anywhere. So, too damn bad, I'm picking the Sponge.


Note : I've yet to see that Bikini Bottom.. which doesn't surprise me. I don't go for the bikini-wearing kind.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Very enticing. Maybe when the Earth warms up and California tans start getting a little too crisp, you'll move up north.

Do you believe that there is a benevolent creator out there looking out for you? A creator who loves and cares for you? A creator who will punish your enemies for the simple fact that they are your enemies?

IceNine said:

Yes, I do, but they are getting old. I don't think my mom and dad can punish my enemies anymore.

Once again, if you were Santa Claus... would these people be on your "Naughty" or "Nice" list:

Ben Afleck
Tom Cruise
Britney Spears
Jackie Chan
Bill Clinton
George Bush
Matt Damon
Woody Allen
Eminem
George Clooney
Saddamn Hussein
Wesley Willis
N-sync
Carson Daly
Hitler
Jesus
Hillary Clinton
David Lynch
Prince
Mayte

You are the darling of the org and are admired by so many people... how do you deal with your fame and the obvious sexual pressures put on you by lovestruck org members?

IceNine said:

well he turned ME down flat

Ben Afleck Nice but be a man and lose the rug.
Tom Cruise A little too nice -- might be time for an hiatus.
Britney Spears Mice
Jackie Chan Nice but blah
Bill Clinton Nice
George Bush Very, very naughty
Matt Damon Naughty
Woody Allen Very naughty. Sad to say, Woody's been losing it big time.
Eminem He's getting a lump of coal served hot... on the rocks.
George Clooney Nice...
Saddamn Hussein Sadistic
Wesley Willis Who?
N-sync Lumps of hot coal, the lot of them.
Carson Daly - I don't know him -- don't get MTV.
Hitler - Unspeakable
Jesus - Nice.
Hillary Clinton - Naughty cuz she was so nice and that's just not good.
David Lynch - Nice.
Prince - Much better, xcept for those NPGMC questions.
Mayte - Nice. Whatever makes her happy.

IceNine said:

I've done everything to minimize it. For instance, I have not used a picture of myself on this site. And I've gone after those that had illegal copies. My assistant answers all my love Orgnotes as impersonally as possible, but it's an uphill battle. Yet I'm happy. I feel blessed. I'm not gonna be like one of those wimps who whines that they can't go shopping anymore and that it's so hard to find someone who loves them for them.

XxAxX said:

Ok,. maybe this isn't clear to everyone yet, but "chicks" for me are baby chickens. In other words, you don't have the balls to date me.