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Something really funny happened in my classroom Yeah well in one of my legal systems classes we were talking about spousal support and alimoni.
and we were all disagreement and etc on that subject. Well, my friend said, "Well, I'll be damned if I have to pay alimoni to some lazy ass man" Other funny stuff happen while in school? I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
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Paradisekiss03 said: Yeah well in one of my legal systems classes we were talking about spousal support and alimoni.
and we were all disagreement and etc on that subject. Well, my friend said, "Well, I'll be damned if I have to pay alimoni to some lazy ass man" Other funny stuff happen while in school? I had a teacher in a college economics class try to relate to us by talking about economics within the context of a "hot date". And he looked like the last guy who would ever have a hot date.  | |
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live4lust said: Paradisekiss03 said: Yeah well in one of my legal systems classes we were talking about spousal support and alimoni.
and we were all disagreement and etc on that subject. Well, my friend said, "Well, I'll be damned if I have to pay alimoni to some lazy ass man" Other funny stuff happen while in school? I had a teacher in a college economics class try to relate to us by talking about economics within the context of a "hot date". And he looked like the last guy who would ever have a hot date.  lol!I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
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If dorm rooms count as school, I remember I was talking to this hot chick outside my room. I really needed to fart for like 10 minutes but we were having a good conversation. I pretended like I heard my phone rang and said I think my phones ringing and went to the far corner of the room and blasted a hot dirty loud raunchy gas bomb. I waited for a minute and thought all was clear, but when I went outside the fart traveled with me like some sort of looming fog and I could tell by the look of disdain on the young womans face that I lost whatever chance I had of scoring right there. Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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karmatornado said: If dorm rooms count as school, I remember I was talking to this hot chick outside my room. I really needed to fart for like 10 minutes but we were having a good conversation. I pretended like I heard my phone rang and said I think my phones ringing and went to the far corner of the room and blasted a hot dirty loud raunchy gas bomb. I waited for a minute and thought all was clear, but when I went outside the fart traveled with me like some sort of looming fog and I could tell by the look of disdain on the young womans face that I lost whatever chance I had of scoring right there.
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live4lust said: karmatornado said: If dorm rooms count as school, I remember I was talking to this hot chick outside my room. I really needed to fart for like 10 minutes but we were having a good conversation. I pretended like I heard my phone rang and said I think my phones ringing and went to the far corner of the room and blasted a hot dirty loud raunchy gas bomb. I waited for a minute and thought all was clear, but when I went outside the fart traveled with me like some sort of looming fog and I could tell by the look of disdain on the young womans face that I lost whatever chance I had of scoring right there.
classic!for real! I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
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i had a 70-something professor try to rap about lord of the rings. | |
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evenstar3 said: i had a 70-something professor try to rap about lord of the rings.
oh, god, if only it was on youtube! it's not, is it?  | |
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live4lust said: evenstar3 said: i had a 70-something professor try to rap about lord of the rings.
oh, god, if only it was on youtube! it's not, is it? i wish | |
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live4lust said: evenstar3 said: i had a 70-something professor try to rap about lord of the rings.
oh, god, if only it was on youtube! it's not, is it? lol! I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
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I had a younger female professor tell me she would wanted to have lunch with me after the quarter was over so it would not interfere with the student teacher relationship during the session Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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karmatornado said: I had a younger female professor tell me she would wanted to have lunch with me after the quarter was over so it would not interfere with the student teacher relationship during the session
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karmatornado said: I had a younger female professor tell me she would wanted to have lunch with me after the quarter was over so it would not interfere with the student teacher relationship during the session
So did you date her? When I was a freshman I used to think that a professor was checking me out.  I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
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In 9th grade home-ec we had this loud mouthed chola that talked a bunch of shit all the time and one time she tried to belittle me by calling me needle dick in front of the whole class and I said
What I lack in length, you make up for in depth The whole class busted out 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: In 9th grade home-ec we had this loud mouthed chola that talked a bunch of shit all the time and one time she tried to belittle me by calling me needle dick in front of the whole class and I said
What I lack in length, you make up for in depth The whole class busted out I had to read that twice. You're on another level! | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: In 9th grade home-ec we had this loud mouthed chola that talked a bunch of shit all the time and one time she tried to belittle me by calling me needle dick in front of the whole class and I said
What I lack in length, you make up for in depth The whole class busted out lol! you told her! I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
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I had an English professor in college who looked like Peter O'Toole's much older brother: long, sallow hair; wrinkled visage and British accent. He was married to a woman who reminded me of Cicely Tyson.
He once led my class through a discusion about a Robbe-Grillet short story about a sado-sexual sacrifice. It was the weirdest class of my college career. Picture Peter O'Toole doing that as a college professor, with about 20 black college students looking extremely uncomfortable... | |
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I took a social science class in which we learned about some interesting human sexuality behavior. So when we had S&M presenters in our class everyone was like this        I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
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Paradisekiss03 said: I took a social science class in which we learned about some interesting human sexuality behavior. So when we had S&M presenters in our class everyone was like this
did one of them look like Peter O'Toole's older brother? 
I'll never get that 90 minutes back. Not ever... | |
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Paradisekiss03 said: I took a social science class in which we learned about some interesting human sexuality behavior. So when we had S&M presenters in our class everyone was like this
School has changed! | |
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live4lust said: Paradisekiss03 said: I took a social science class in which we learned about some interesting human sexuality behavior. So when we had S&M presenters in our class everyone was like this
School has changed! It has! Usualy a lot of people did not go to that class, but for some reason on that day the classroom was packed! some people even brought friends! I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
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Paradisekiss03 said: I took a social science class in which we learned about some interesting human sexuality behavior. So when we had S&M presenters in our class everyone was like this
woah!
i registered for a drawing class with my friend, who dropped the course after we found out on the first day part of it would include drawing from nude models. | |
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evenstar3 said: Paradisekiss03 said: I took a social science class in which we learned about some interesting human sexuality behavior. So when we had S&M presenters in our class everyone was like this
woah!
i registered for a drawing class with my friend, who dropped the course after we found out on the first day part of it would include drawing from nude models. Did you drop the class? I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
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Paradisekiss03 said: evenstar3 said: woah!
i registered for a drawing class with my friend, who dropped the course after we found out on the first day part of it would include drawing from nude models. Did you drop the class? nope, i needed it for my major. it wasn't that big of a deal, i don't know why she freaked out about it. | |
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evenstar3 said: Paradisekiss03 said: Did you drop the class? nope, i needed it for my major. it wasn't that big of a deal, i don't know why she freaked out about it. Was she upset about male or female models? | |
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live4lust said: evenstar3 said: nope, i needed it for my major. it wasn't that big of a deal, i don't know why she freaked out about it. Was she upset about male or female models? just the idea in general, i think. it turned out to be all female models. | |
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ThreadBare said: Paradisekiss03 said: I took a social science class in which we learned about some interesting human sexuality behavior. So when we had S&M presenters in our class everyone was like this
did one of them look like Peter O'Toole's older brother?
I'll never get that 90 minutes back. Not ever... No. I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
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Paradisekiss03 said: ThreadBare said: did one of them look like Peter O'Toole's older brother?
I'll never get that 90 minutes back. Not ever... No. be grateful, sis. be grateful. | |
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ThreadBare said: Paradisekiss03 said: No. be grateful, sis. be grateful. lol! I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
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back in 1985/86 when Dire Straits toured Australia, a good quarter of my high school travelled the 4 hours to the big city to see the concert and didn't turn up to school the next day. Our music teacher went on a rant about how kids these days knew nothing about good music, finishing off with "…it's not as if Dire Straits is spanish guitars now is it!" and the whole class said "well, YES!" he went 
AND Karen Patton was reading aloud in biology class and accidentally said orgasm instead of organism and Mr Ridley the hot new teacher went
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