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LOL ! Look what my mother sent to my email..with her ol' nasty ass
HOW TO MAKE LOVE Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town | |
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DanceWme said: 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. The Normal Whores Club | |
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Love the directions Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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LMAO!!!!!OMG! "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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I love to lick the utensils...
also I love to put my finger in the bowl and scoop out the yummie batter and lick it off of my finger... | |
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Shanti1 said: I love to lick the utensils...
also I love to put my finger in the bowl and scoop out the yummie batter and lick it off of my finger... "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: Shanti1 said: I love to lick the utensils...
also I love to put my finger in the bowl and scoop out the yummie batter and lick it off of my finger... hehehe ok - I feel like making some love... | |
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Shanti1 said: I love to lick the utensils...
also I love to put my finger in the bowl and scoop out the yummie batter and lick it off of my finger... Um | |
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DanceWme said: Shanti1 said: I love to lick the utensils...
also I love to put my finger in the bowl and scoop out the yummie batter and lick it off of my finger... Um Ok - I was talking about making a cake there...hehehe | |
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Shanti1 said: DanceWme said: Um Ok - I was talking about making a cake there...hehehe | |
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DanceWme said: Shanti1 said: Ok - I was talking about making a cake there...hehehe I like your recipe btw- very nice | |
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Shanti1 said: DanceWme said: I like your recipe btw- very nice I wish I would've thought of something like that lol | |
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DanceWme said: Shanti1 said: I like your recipe btw- very nice I wish I would've thought of something like that lol yes I was trying to be all sensual with my comment- did not work. | |
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Shanti1 said: DanceWme said: I wish I would've thought of something like that lol yes I was trying to be all sensual with my comment- did not work. NO it didnt jus playin I feel like cookin now | |
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DanceWme said: Shanti1 said: yes I was trying to be all sensual with my comment- did not work. NO it didnt jus playin I feel like cookin now I feel like eating some chocolate chip cookie dough | |
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Shanti1 said: DanceWme said: NO it didnt jus playin I feel like cookin now I feel like eating some chocolate chip cookie dough thats the shit! | |
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DanceWme said: Shanti1 said: I feel like eating some chocolate chip cookie dough thats the shit! I know- wish I had some!! | |
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Shanti1 said: DanceWme said: thats the shit! I know- wish I had some!! I do | |
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I sure hope your grandmom's not walking by that computer screen, bless her heart. | |
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Imago said: I sure hope your grandmom's not walking by that computer screen, bless her heart. she's watching american idol drooling over michael buble with her ol' groupie ass | |
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DanceWme said: Imago said: I sure hope your grandmom's not walking by that computer screen, bless her heart. she's watching american idol drooling over michael buble with her ol' groupie ass I dare you to run in there and announce that you're a porn star and ask her for advice about how to put it all past you. | |
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FunkMistress said: DanceWme said
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. yeah! why not? | |
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Imago said: DanceWme said: she's watching american idol drooling over michael buble with her ol' groupie ass I dare you to run in there and announce that you're a porn star and ask her for advice about how to put it all past you. I went and stood in the door and said Im a porn star. She handed me a plate and asked if I could make her a sandwich on rye bread. | |
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DanceWme said: Imago said: I dare you to run in there and announce that you're a porn star and ask her for advice about how to put it all past you. I went and stood in the door and said Im a porn star. She handed me a plate and asked if I could make her a sandwich on rye bread. I think I need to pee!!! | |
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DanceWme said: Imago said: I dare you to run in there and announce that you're a porn star and ask her for advice about how to put it all past you. I went and stood in the door and said Im a porn star. She handed me a plate and asked if I could make her a sandwich on rye bread. "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: DanceWme said: I went and stood in the door and said Im a porn star. She handed me a plate and asked if I could make her a sandwich on rye bread. There was this radio station that did a "Mom I'm a porn star" contest here in Tampa. Basically, if you were the 7th caller, and you were willing to call your mother up and tell her you're a porn star on live radio, you'd get 100 bucks or win free concert tickets. The results were so fucking hilarious I couldn't stop laughing. The radio personality (DJ Orlando) used to always butt in at the very end to calm the mother down and explain it was just a radio show, but it was till One mother was like, "Baby, honey chile, you sho got the devil in ya!" | |
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Imago said: ThreadCula said: There was this radio station that did a "Mom I'm a porn star" contest here in Tampa. Basically, if you were the 7th caller, and you were willing to call your mother up and tell her you're a porn star on live radio, you'd get 100 bucks or win free concert tickets. The results were so fucking hilarious I couldn't stop laughing. The radio personality (DJ Orlando) used to always butt in at the very end to calm the mother down and explain it was just a radio show, but it was till One mother was like, "Baby, honey chile, you sho got the devil in ya!" LOL!!! I should play this trick on my mom,I bet she'd believe me too. She knows I can keep a secret. "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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DanceWme said: Shanti1 said: I know- wish I had some!! I do | |
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funny, your mom called me and asked if I wanted to help bake a cake... | |
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