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This is going to be kinda gross................. So I'm dancing and dancing at Taboo @ Pink last night. It's one of my fave places in San Francisco. I SMELL something. Yes, someone farted. The thing that kinda made it grosser and freaked me out was that it kinda smelled a little bit like perfume too.
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Someone is consuming way too many simple carbohydrates.  | |
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someone must have douched thier mangina before going out. | |
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that must have been some fart, for u to still remember it the next day... are you ready for submission
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Imago said: Someone is consuming way too many simple carbohydrates.
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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SexualHazard said: someone must have douched thier mangina before going out.
I think it was a woman that farted. There was this horribly drunk, obnoxious woman on the dance floor. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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eraclito said: that must have been some fart, for u to still remember it the next day...
I have issues with farts and bowel movements. I usually can't even talk about it. Yes, this left an impression. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: SexualHazard said: someone must have douched thier mangina before going out.
I think it was a woman that farted. There was this horribly drunk, obnoxious woman on the dance floor. M she probably knew she did it and laughed about it. I know some women like that.  | |
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SexualHazard said: MIGUELGOMEZ said:
I think it was a woman that farted. There was this horribly drunk, obnoxious woman on the dance floor. M she probably knew she did it and laughed about it. I know some women like that. And I can respect that. This woman had no idea what was going on. At least she had a guy there taking care of her. Boyfriend maybe.
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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eraclito said: that must have been some fart, for u to still remember it the next day...
someone's windsong stayed on his mind. | |
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OH GAWD!
My husband'll always ripp one in the store and then leave and make it look like it was ME!  | |
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Anx said: eraclito said: that must have been some fart, for u to still remember it the next day...
someone's windsong stayed on his mind.
It might have been Le Jardin.....with lots of mulch. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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SureThing said: OH GAWD!
My husband'll always ripp one in the store and then leave and make it look like it was ME!
I could just imagine you standing there like this 
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: SexualHazard said: someone must have douched thier mangina before going out.
I think it was a woman that farted. There was this horribly drunk, obnoxious woman on the dance floor. M See...if you were straight it would have read "There was this wonderfully drunk, sexy woman on the dance floor" "Always blessings, never losses......"
Ya te dije....no manches guey!!!!!  I'm a guy!!!!
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: eraclito said: that must have been some fart, for u to still remember it the next day...
I have issues with farts and bowel movements. I usually can't even talk about it. Yes, this left an impression. M i am the same way, and my friends give me such grief over it. granted, i clearly have an issue, but why do people want to discuss their bowel movements anyway? Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Sowhat said: MIGUELGOMEZ said:
I think it was a woman that farted. There was this horribly drunk, obnoxious woman on the dance floor. M See...if you were straight it would have read "There was this wonderfully drunk, sexy woman on the dance floor" 
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Sowhat said: MIGUELGOMEZ said:
I think it was a woman that farted. There was this horribly drunk, obnoxious woman on the dance floor. M See...if you were straight it would have read "There was this wonderfully drunk, sexy woman on the dance floor" She wasn't cute. Her shoes were awful. Trust me there were plenty of hot mamas there. Drunk is not a good look for her.
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Sowhat said: See...if you were straight it would have read "There was this wonderfully drunk, sexy woman on the dance floor" She wasn't cute. Her shoes were awful. Trust me there were plenty of hot mamas there. Drunk is not a good look for her.
M "Always blessings, never losses......"
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Sowhat said: See...if you were straight it would have read "There was this wonderfully drunk, sexy woman on the dance floor" She wasn't cute. Her shoes were awful. Trust me there were plenty of hot mamas there. Drunk is not a good look for her.
M was she the kind who snorts coke off the urinal in the mens bathroom and goes back later to see if she left any? | |
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SexualHazard said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: She wasn't cute. Her shoes were awful. Trust me there were plenty of hot mamas there. Drunk is not a good look for her.
M was she the kind who snorts coke off the urinal in the mens bathroom and goes back later to see if she left any? WHOA. Your name. I'm not comfortable with you using it. The Normal Whores Club | |
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SexualHazard said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: She wasn't cute. Her shoes were awful. Trust me there were plenty of hot mamas there. Drunk is not a good look for her.
M was she the kind who snorts coke off the urinal in the mens bathroom and goes back later to see if she left any? Yes! And then she complains about drinking tap water....'cause it's unhealthy. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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FunkMistress said: SexualHazard said: was she the kind who snorts coke off the urinal in the mens bathroom and goes back later to see if she left any? WHOA. Your name. I'm not comfortable with you using it. hmm? Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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eraclito said: that must have been some fart, for u to still remember it the next day...
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perhaps if she knew she was windy before going out
she decided to add a little perfume back there 
i had old man smell in my car and added an air freshener now i have old man smell with a hint of citrus breeze   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said: perhaps if she knew she was windy before going out
she decided to add a little perfume back there
i had old man smell in my car and added an air freshener now i have old man smell with a hint of citrus breeze WHO WAS THE OLD DUDE? | |
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mdiver said: emm said: perhaps if she knew she was windy before going out
she decided to add a little perfume back there
i had old man smell in my car and added an air freshener now i have old man smell with a hint of citrus breeze WHO WAS THE OLD DUDE? the former (now deceased) old dude owner of my hot sexy set of wheels
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. [Edited 4/4/07 14:52pm] She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said: perhaps if she knew she was windy before going out
she decided to add a little perfume back there
i had old man smell in my car and added an air freshener now i have old man smell with a hint of citrus breeze
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Not as gross as when someone does a big, fat shit on the dancefloor. | |
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