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Cakes A little girl and her mother are walking through the park when the girl sees 2 teenagers getting raunchy on a blanket. She asks her mother what they were doing and not thinking properly 4 a moment the mother replies "they are making... erm... oh... they are making cakes darling that's what they are doing, yes, making cakes."
They then head over 2 the petting zoo, where they see 2 pigs getting it on in their pen... "mummy what are they doing?" asks the girl. "Making cakes... I told U before, they are making cakes". they go home. The next morning the excited little girl wakes her mom and says "U and daddy were making cakes last night wasn't U?" The mother asks "How do U know?" and the girl replies "Cuz I've just licked the icing off the couch." Don't hate me 'cause I'm NOT beautiful | |
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OMG | |
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Imago said: OMG
even my eunuch thread isnt as disturbing as this.. I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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that's jus wrong...jus wrong... **snickerin tho all the same** | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Imago said: OMG
even my eunuch thread isnt as disturbing as this.. You're eunuch thread could possibly be the best thread you've ever created. EVER. But then again, that's like saying the new "Oasis" single is their best ever. | |
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Imago said: REDFEATHERS said: even my eunuch thread isnt as disturbing as this.. You're eunuch thread could possibly be the best thread you've ever created. EVER. But then again, that's like saying the new "Oasis" single is their best ever. Well help me get it off the ground.. I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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Definitely not your average joke.
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LittleSmedley said: followed by followed by
for real! I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
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Paradisekiss03 said: LittleSmedley said: followed by followed by
for real! i second that. | |
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GROSS...but funny Everytime I comb my hair
Thoughts of you get in my eyes... Vous etes tres belle... | |
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