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I'm back and I'm horny as hell Somebody help me, I havn't been fucked in 5 days!
I just tried to fuck myself with a banana and it squished all over. Now I've got banana puree mashed into my pussy hairs. Has anyone tried to fuck themselves with unusual objects? ==========================
LICK MY MAJIK NIPPLE!!! | |
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I completely fucked myself on a carton of beer, 2 bottles of red wine and a bottle of Jim Beam once.
Does that count? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Boob! | |
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Boob said: Now I've got banana puree mashed into my pussy hairs.
Would that be a banana cream pie? | |
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Zum said: Boob said: Now I've got banana puree mashed into my pussy hairs.
Would that be a banana cream pie? It will be by the time I'm finnished with it. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Boob said: I just tried to fuck myself with a banana and it squished all over. Now I've got banana puree mashed into my pussy hairs.
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okay this is getting a little out of control people ...
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"There are terrible temptations which it requires strength and courage to yield to" - Oscar Wilde | |
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Boob you nut I missed ya. I was formally known as another Body Part. Now I'm just Nasty. Some day I'll show ya. [This message was edited Sun Sep 15 23:20:36 PDT 2002 by Natasha] | |
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boob...i dont even know who the heck u are...but i dedicated a thread to you...and u werent even here to appreciate it... | |
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SkletonKee said: boob...i dont even know who the heck u are...but i dedicated a thread to you...and u werent even here to appreciate it...
But I'm sure I remember that MANY appreciated it on boob's behalf! --ยปYou're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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Boob said: Somebody help me, I havn't been fucked in 5 days!
I just tried to fuck myself with a banana and it squished all over. Now I've got banana puree mashed into my pussy hairs. Has anyone tried to fuck themselves with unusual objects? Get a vibrator, they do a better job, and they don't leave such mess as a banana would. | |
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You guys are insane!! | |
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Well ...
I don't have a problem with people discussion masturbation (as Woody Allen says, it's "sex with someone I love") but let's be honest, this thread was just a bit of a pointless trolling-for-attention affair wasn't it? Locking it, in case the banana reference offends POOK. | |
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