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PrintablereneGade20 said: onenitealone said: No, not at all. It has been a source of amusement for many of my mates over the last ten years. 
And luckily I didn't go through with the umbrella - it wouldn't have been *me* who was scarred. 
Okay, I better stop there.
. [Edited 4/1/07 13:16pm] No doubt! Then again, I can recall mistakenly playing by "Door #2" once or twice and getting the shit slapped out of me..... I did that once and all I heard was "Nooooo....that's not it!!!!!" M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Next week... the girl I pulled at my sister's wedding. 
THAT was a classic. I nearly ruined my sister's big day, had a woman in tears over me and I have never, ever been tempted to experiment that way ever since. The nail in the straight coffin.  | |
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Mara said: onenitealone said: How old were you? 19. Same here.  | |
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onenitealone said: emm said: this is the part of the story i find most intriguing! 
and that you considered standing 3 ft away with a pokey thing
before you thought of  let alone that other thing hehehe
and  that you would think you would offend
i think it's a great story.  i'm guessing you didn't get
any more "how's your father" from her after that
emm... 
Well, if anyone had walked in, they'd have thought I was poking a fire or something. And I won't go any further with this - because I do think there can be too much info and I wouldn't want to offend/seem crass - but I did use the deodorant.  A few people have asked me, over the years, which end I used. (See? This is why I don't think I should have told this story ). Anyway, enough.
As for 'How's your father'... Um, that's hard to explain. It's just one of those colloquialisms for sex. Along with 'slap and tickle'. You know, "Nudge nudge. Wink wink. A bit of 'how's your father and slap and tickle". I can't believe I just typed that. 
Er, no. There was no more 'how's your father'. At the time, I was completely, utterly and hopelessly in love with some guy (even though I was in absolute denial about it  Believe me, THAT I could write a book about) and - literally - it was putting two and two together (my feelings for him and the experience with that girl), then the Diana Ross dream , that forced me to come out. Good job, really.
The girl I have referred to did find out (it was me who told her I was gay) and she took it really well. I think it was a bit of a relief, for a start , and she claimed I was just one in a long line of guys she'd fallen for who were gay.  I dunno. But we remained friends and at least could see the funny side in it.  No idea what she's doing now, though...
 She gave birth to two cans of SURE DEODERANT..... M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: She gave birth to two cans of SURE DEODERANT.....
M 
Please! I can't afford the paternity fees! | |
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onenitealone said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: She gave birth to two cans of SURE DEODERANT.....
M
Please! I can't afford the paternity fees!Of course they're not yours. After all you were SOFT & DRY...during the whole fiasco..... Hahaha! I've got tons of them.....I'll be here all weekend. M [Edited 4/1/07 15:25pm] MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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By the way, for anyone reading this... I hope none of this sounds at all disrespectful. Okay, I know I'm labouring that point a bit but I honestly don't mean any disrespect with this, it's all in jest. And, as I say, the person concerned and I laughed about the fact afterwards. I'm certainly not a blabbermouth to go telling all and sundry my business for a cheap laugh. Much as you may be disappointed.
So... no disrespect intended. | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Of course they're not yours. After all you were SOFT & DRY...during the whole fiasco.....
Hahaha! I've got tons of them.....I'll be here all weekend. M
Not *strictly* true.  Again, I'll leave that there.
God, how to turn a completely innocent thread about your first kiss into a smut-fest. | |
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onenitealone said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Of course they're not yours. After all you were SOFT & DRY...during the whole fiasco.....
Hahaha! I've got tons of them.....I'll be here all weekend. M
Not *strictly* true. Again, I'll leave that there.
God, how to turn a completely innocent thread about your first kiss into a smut-fest. 
I tend to turn every thread GAY or SMUTTY. It's a curse and a talent. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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It happened to coincide with the time I first got horribly drunk. It was on holiday with my parents in France when I was 15. Her name was Nikolina Arns and she came from a place called Uden in Holland. The Brits and the Dutch used to hang about at this beach after dark at the campsite we were staying in. I was looking up at the stars with her when she rolled on top of me and kissed me. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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JDInteractive said: It happened to coincide with the time I first got horribly drunk. It was on holiday with my parents in France when I was 15. Her name was Nikolina Arns and she came from a place called Uden in Holland. The Brits and the Dutch used to hang about at this beach after dark at the campsite we were staying in. I was looking up at the stars with her when she rolled on top of me and kissed me.
Okay, how romantic is that? The perfect recipe for a first kiss, I say. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: JDInteractive said: It happened to coincide with the time I first got horribly drunk. It was on holiday with my parents in France when I was 15. Her name was Nikolina Arns and she came from a place called Uden in Holland. The Brits and the Dutch used to hang about at this beach after dark at the campsite we were staying in. I was looking up at the stars with her when she rolled on top of me and kissed me.
Okay, how romantic is that? The perfect recipe for a first kiss, I say. M Awww, I know. Seriously - very romantic.
And thank you for being the first person to ever take one of my threads to 100 replies.  I must try this divulging embarrassing parts of my history thing more often.
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: JDInteractive said: It happened to coincide with the time I first got horribly drunk. It was on holiday with my parents in France when I was 15. Her name was Nikolina Arns and she came from a place called Uden in Holland. The Brits and the Dutch used to hang about at this beach after dark at the campsite we were staying in. I was looking up at the stars with her when she rolled on top of me and kissed me.
Okay, how romantic is that? The perfect recipe for a first kiss, I say. M Well...I then walked her back to her tent where she was staying with her father. I returned to the party and copped off with another girl straight after! There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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JDInteractive said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Okay, how romantic is that? The perfect recipe for a first kiss, I say. M Well...I then walked her back to her tent where she was staying with her father. I returned to the party and copped off with another girl straight after!
And there it is. Jesus - you were a fast learner!
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JDInteractive said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Okay, how romantic is that? The perfect recipe for a first kiss, I say. M Well...I then walked her back to her tent where she was staying with her father. I returned to the party and copped off with another girl straight after! Thanks.....thanks for ruining the moment.....
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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onenitealone said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Okay, how romantic is that? The perfect recipe for a first kiss, I say. M Awww, I know. Seriously - very romantic.
And thank you for being the first person to ever take one of my threads to 100 replies. I must try this divulging embarrassing parts of my history thing more often.
. [Edited 4/1/07 15:38pm] You're a great story teller. I would love to hear more. Keep 'em coming. You can rest assured any gory details divulged in orgnotes will remain strictly confidential. 
M [Edited 4/1/07 15:53pm] MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: You're a great story teller. I would love to hear more. Keep 'em coming. You can rest assured any gory details divulged in orgnotes will remain strictly confidential.
M [Edited 4/1/07 15:53pm] Thanks, Miguel. And I know that - I totally trust you, believe me. A good soul, you.
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onenitealone said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: You're a great story teller. I would love to hear more. Keep 'em coming. You can rest assured any gory details divulged in orgnotes will remain strictly confidential.
M [Edited 4/1/07 15:53pm] Thanks, Miguel. And I know that - I totally trust you, believe me. A good soul, you.
Get a room you two. | |
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Imago said: onenitealone said: Thanks, Miguel. And I know that - I totally trust you, believe me. A good soul, you.
Get a room you two.
ONLY if you promise to give us room service.  I'm sure there's enough space on the king-sized for 3 of us. Hop on.
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onenitealone said: Imago said: Get a room you two.
ONLY if you promise to give us room service. I'm sure there's enough space on the king-sized for 3 of us. Hop on.
Imago is such the tease! m MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Her name was Irene, and she was 17, I was twelve. She was my sisters best friend, and I asked my sister if she'd ask Irene if I could kiss her. Know what?...she stuck her tongue in my mouth!!!! | |
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His name was jeremy or james..something like that. We were in Kindergarten and we kissed in the cubby. My teacher Mrs. Witton caught us and told my mom when she came to pick me up.
Thats all I remember. | |
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