reneGade20 said:

Cheers!

Well I'm glad it gave you guys a laugh.

Not one of my proudest moments.

onenitealone said:

I suppose not....but at least it didn't scar you for life, right??

No, not at all. It has been a source of amusement for many of my mates over the last ten years.

And luckily I didn't go through with the umbrella - it wouldn't have been *me* who was scarred.

Okay, I better stop there.







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[Edited 4/1/07 13:16pm]

No doubt! Then again, I can recall mistakenly playing by "Door #2" once or twice and getting the shit slapped out of me.....

i fell off the wall n
down about 6 feet into a ditch

Again, I just want to reiterate to Paradisekiss03 that I honestly, honestly was joking. I really hope I didn't cause any offence. Sorry, I promise none was intended.

C'mon then Orgers... tell us about your first kiss.


Was it a he?
Was it a she?
How old were you?
Was it behind the bike sheds?
Or somewhere far more naughtier?



Yeah, I'm nosey that way.

I like that story....


Mine was a girl named Fleur. (Well, that wasn't her actual name but she preferred her middle name). I was 19 , it was in my University hall of residence and quite a hawt experience, considering I'd waited that long/I was totally inexperienced/it was a woman. We 'dated' for a month and then it fizzled out quickly. Two years later I came out of the closet and we realised the only thing we had in common was that we fancied the same guys. A lovely girl, though.


Your turn...

Anyway... One night, she came back to mine and after a bit of the old 'how's your father' (as we refer to it here )

It's ok! you are so nice! I wish all the guys on this planet were nice like you.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Okay - I think *you* may enjoy it.

You have to bear in mind that (A) I was very young, VERY innocent (I was always behind everybody else that way) and (B) this is not something I'm particularly proud of. I really didn't know better.

It's not exactly a 'first kiss' story but thinking back to my Uni days, this came popping back into my head...

About a year later after the story I mentioned earlier in the thread, I sort of had this thing going on with another girl. *Nothing* serious, just literally one of those 'end of the night' thangs where it would be, like, "Hi are you having a good night? You are? What are you doing next? You're coming back to mine? Cool". Always on a Friday or Saturday night.

Anyway, she was quite, er, feisty this girl - she knew exactly what she wanted - and bearing in mind I wasn't completely convinced I was straight and I was a total pussy we hadn't slept with each other. We were just 'fooling around'. But sleeping with her was the LAST thing on my mind - so that should have told me everything I needed to know. But she hadn't said anything and I wasn't about to bring it up in a hurry.

Anyway... One night, she came back to mine and after a bit of the old 'how's your father' (as we refer to it here ) she said "When are you going to **** me??". I was, like, "Erm...". I didn't know what the hell to do.

So I thought I would experiment a bit. (I am SO gonna regret telling this and my Org reputation will be in tatters, forgive me ). First, I grabbed a can of Natrel DEODORANT and thought that would suffice. She wasn't very impressed with that idea. So I was looking around my room thinking "What can I use? What can I use?". Aha! There's my GOLFING UMBRELLA. So I ended up standing about 3 foot away from her, as if I was playing pool or something, with this bloody golfing umbrella with a metal spike on the end. I don't know what I was thinking. She was, like, "What the HELL??! You're not using THAT!" and so nothing happened. She stayed the night, went home and a week later I was thinking about the whole incident, had a dream I was Diana Ross (I swear this is true) and ended up coming out.

What always makes me chuckle, though, is that when I was telling somebody about this and got to the part about scanning the room, looking for objects, they immediately said "What? You didn't think to use your DICK??". I was, like, "Er.... no". Again, that says it all.


So there you go. I have either completely offended half the women on the Org with that story or thoroughly embarrassed myself. I hope to God Natisse doesn't read that. But I was very young, very naive and knew nothing about these things. As you can tell. Christ, I was a dumbass.

Shall I delete my account now or later??

I like that story

For example he was once at a party on an island where a lot of people stayed over, and as soon as he'd gotten into his sleeping bag this beautiful woman came out of nowhere and slipped into it with him and asked if she could give him a blowjob. Those things NEVER happen to us.

Paradisekiss03 said:

Thank you - sorry, I just didn't want it to be taken the wrong way. I'm glad you are okay.

And, really, don't wish that fate on all males. No good, I promise.

Thank you, though.

retina said:

That happens a lot to straight guys...where it goes horribly wrong is when they get attached to you.....then won't go away.....

reneGade20 said:

Yeah, it happens a lot to straight guys that a random gorgeous woman comes out of nowhere, jumps into their sleeping bag and asks to give them a blowjob. Every day, practically.

story about feisty girl

retina said:

No actually every straight guy has to wait in line at church to pick up a good girl to properly court....

...not like we ever would get random sexual acts propositioned to us FOR FREE....god forbid....

No actually every straight guy has to wait in line at church to pick up a good girl to properly court....

...not like we ever would get random sexual acts propositioned to us FOR FREE....god forbid....

onenitealone said:

this is the part of the story i find most intriguing!


and that you considered standing 3 ft away with a pokey thing
before you thought of let alone that other thing hehehe
and that you would think you would offend
i think it's a great story. i'm guessing you didn't get
any more "how's your father" from her after that

onenitealone said:

omg. i know your new username: umbrellaman

IstenSzek said:

Did she rescue you???

Who said anything about church, or conservative courtship of any kind? You're really misunderstanding big time.

This was't just "for free" as you call it, it was from a random girl that popped out of nowhere and immediately wanted to suck his dick. If you think that happens often, it's time for you to wake up from your dream world man.

Why do the gay guys get all the female nymphomaniacs?
A gay friend of mine once told me about how he was totally stalked by hot women before (and after) he came out. For example he was once at a party on an island where a lot of people stayed over, and as soon as he'd gotten into his sleeping bag this beautiful woman came out of nowhere and slipped into it with him and asked if she could give him a blowjob. Those things NEVER happen to us.

I was being a smart-ass...

I meant often in a straight man, collective sense....not just one of us all the time...why I'm almost certain that right now, in several places around the world, random men are getting blown by random women...

sloppy ass bosom woman story

No actually you were being a dumb-ass, but whatever.

How old were you?