A Pampered Chef party.


After 2 hours of being surrounded by half assed laughing and watching a mildly dysfunctional family go through the disendogenous motions of pretending to all get along, I left with a new garlic press, cooking stone, and some cheap, plastic, orange peeler.



Fellas. Bottom line: If you're a married man, and REALLY don't want to attend your wife's pampered Chef parties, don't talk your single friends into being there for moral support--just go to the damned bar with him and ask for forgiveness from the wife later. You're slowly killing us single men with your lifestyle.



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omg, I hate pampered chef parties.



But I hear the cooking stones are amazing.

I never liked the garlic press or cheese grater, though.

am i happy i don't know what a pampered chef party is?

does it involve diapers?

I just got back from the movie The Host.

That would be a far more interesting conversation.

Has anyone seen it?


Good stuff.

Anx said:

I'll make you a deal. If you attend the Miami Invasion, I'll work one in the schedule for you.

CarrieMpls said:

I love my stone and my garlic press

Imago said:

Oh God,I never thought I would pray he DIDNT come!

Shanti1 said:

I love my garlic press too...but I don't know what the stone is.

CarrieMpls said:

This shit is not funny Carrie!


We had to break out the beer (there were only 3 males at this thing, and one of them was Grandpa ) just to preserve our masculinity.

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

I bought the pizza stone- they come in all shapes and sizes. I love my pizza stone.

Imago said:

What did they make? Did the host make an apple brown betty? I think that's one of the things they amde at the last party I went to.

I don't think beer pairs very well with apple brown betty.

Shanti1 said:

Aw i should try that..... I do have the pizza and flat bread cutter and that is very good!

CarrieMpls said:

This pita bread pizza stuff.

Imago said:

Next you'll be at a tupperware party and that's only a step away from a partylite candle party.

Yes, a candle party. I've been to several.

CarrieMpls said:

Something by the name of apple brown betty doesnt sound good with anything!

CarrieMpls said:

Why the hell do these companies survey straight, married women about the venue for these products?

What's wrong with surveying gay men or something. I'd much rather to to a Pampered Chef Rave or White Party.




Hell, they could even..oh, I don't know--open a store!

I had pizza tonight


wait.. thats so irrelevant now..

Imago said:

I'm with Anx on this - wtf is a 'pampered chef' party??

I can just see Dan standing there, with a mean, macho grimace, peeling his garlic and talking hair products.

Isn't it funny how people act in groups?

i fell in love with bamboo utensils because of pampered chef
but now i don't buy their overpriced nonsense i just go to my local
chinese grocery store they are fabulous. chances are if you got
married in the last five years you got bamboo utensils
thrown in with your gift from me.

funny, i was just thinking how evil it is for friends to force others into purchasing crappy crap they wouldn't usually purchase via crappy themed parties like this...pampered chef, tupperware and candlelight can all go to hell if you ask me.

soooo, imago is gay, right?

CarrieMpls said:

I went to see it. The effects were pretty good. The thing that had me laughing was the whole mourning/crying scene. It was sooo drawn out that I started giggling.


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

oh, half the theatre were laughing with us during that scene. There was plenty of fun humour in the movie!

emm said:

I love my bamboo utensils too- I forgot about those...wow- I have been to too many pampered chef parties...

better than the candle light parties in my opinion.